Hairspray

hairspray is my favorite movie ever since i saw it in theaters as a kid, and i genuinely remember every line. like no other movie makes me smile as much as this film does. so these lines are why hairspray is the best movie ever to be made:  “without the joy of nothing.. HAVING NOTHING BUILDS CHARACTER”“how long are you going to be gone brenda.. just nine months”“this show isn’t broadcasted on CINEMASCOPE”“i’m a bad bad girl who needs to be PUNISHED!”“you have to vote for a person, not one of the himalayas” “more people are breathing aerosol than oxygen!” “you’ll stop traffic! 😬💀”“my husband🥺🙄… accidentally suffocated🥹☠️”“honey, you’ve been dosing off during history? yes, always!😀”“men always put their career first, remember that!”“obtuse?☺️🤨 yes, obtuse!😡 i flunked geometry. yeah.. well, and biology too, no doubt!” “honey, it took me five years to realize you were flirting”“penny.. pray for her. she’s gonna need it😈”“you wait till your father gets out of prison.. you’ll be seeing more than a jump rope honey”.😳😳“devil child, devil child ✝️❌”“velma, i seriously doubt this girls going to risk incarceration to win a pageant. i risked communicable diseases, she’ll certainly risk jail” “that hairspray battering ram was heavy. heavy?! how can they be heavy.. they’re hollow 😳🤨. OH MY GOD YOU CARRIED HER IN, GO!😡”“what a nail biter this one is turning into! 🙄 ladies and gentlemen, the final talley.😁 it is my obligation 🙄🙄 to announce that Amber Von Tousel… is about to get out danced! TRACY TURNBLAD! 😀😀”“i am a checkerboard chick! 😁 PENNY!!!! PENNY!!! 🥺🥺”“AMBER, STOP IT! 😡 i lost mom.. let’s just deal with it. 🥹no you did not lose! you CANNOT have lost bc i switched the damn tallies🤡😡! smile miss crabby, you’re on candid camera 📸” “pack your desk! you’ve tainted the name of ultra clutch!😡 HAHAHAHAAHAHA how can you taint a cancerous can of chemicals??🤣🤣 YOURE FIRED! i cant be fired. 🤣😳 OH YEAH! 😈🤡”  thanks for coming to my ted talk.