Death Note

L: "Look there, Light. That store is selling some free-shavo-cadoo." Now, if Light is any normal person, he should understand the reference. Only someone as busy and disconnected as Kira could lack such knowledge of the most viral Vines. Light: "Uh, don't you mean 'fresh avocado', L?" *Not sure what this is meant to be. L wouldn't slip up and misread like that, would he? Is this actually a test? * L: "Hmm, what a strange response, Light. You didn't laugh at all. My suspicion of you being Kira was at 9%, but that just added 10% so now it's at 21% total." Another joke, of course. If he doesn't get this one, it will confirm it. Light is Kira. Light: "Something wrong with your head today, L? 9 plus 10 is 19, not 21!" What am I missing? Did I somehow reveal myself that quickly? No, he has to be messing with me to try and get a reaction! Ryuk: "I like the Vine with the cat and the song that goes 'wiggle wiggle wiggle'."