You'd better watch out - Willie T. Soke is coming to town, and he doesn't care if you've been naughty or nice. Willie's favorite holiday tradition is to fill his sacks with loot lifted from shopping malls across the country. But this year his plot gets derailed by a wisecracking store detective, a sexy bartender, and a kid who's convinced Willie is the real Santa Claus.
Directed by Terry Zwigoff
elves
holiday
department store
christmas party
safe
drink
little people
christmas
hilarious
xmas
Rank
#96 in 2003·#4969 overall
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Cast
Billy Bob Thornton
Willie
Tony Cox
Marcus
Lauren Graham
Sue
Brett Kelly
The Kid
Lauren Tom
Lois
John Ritter
Bob Chipeska
Bernie Mac
Gin
Ajay Naidu
Hindustani Troublemaker
Alex Borstein
Milwaukee Mom with Photo
Lorna Scott
Milwaukee Mother
Harrison Bieker
Milwaukee Boy
Billy Gardell
Milwaukee Security Guard
Crew
Terry Zwigoff
Director
John Requa
Writer
Glenn Ficarra
Writer
David Kitay
Original Music Composer
Jamie Anderson
Director of Photography
Joel Coen
Executive Producer
Ethan Coen
Executive Producer
John Cameron
Producer
Bob Weinstein
Producer
Wendy Chuck
Costume Designer
John Ritter
In Memory Of
Mary Vernieu
Casting
Popular Reviews
798 reviews
mo
6.0★ · 12/03/24
I've been to prison once, I've been married - twice. I was once drafted by Lyndon Johnson and had to live in shit-ass Mexico for 2 1/2 years for no reason. I've had my eye socket punched in, a kidney taken out and I got a bone-chip in my ankle that's never gonna heal. I've seen some pretty shitty situations in my life, but nothing has ever sucked more ass than this!
santa claus, depressed, depraved and suicidal, alcoholic, I loved it, and this movie is hilarious, it's already one of my favorites🎄🎅🏻🍻🍻
I've been to prison once, I've been married - twice. I was once drafted by Lyndon Johnson and had to live in shit-ass Mexico for 2 1/2 years for no reason. I've had my eye socket punched in, a kidney taken out and I got a bone-chip in my ankle that's never gonna heal. I've seen some pretty shitty situations in my life, but nothing has ever sucked more ass than this!
santa claus, depressed, depraved and suicidal, alcoholic, I loved it, and this movie is hilarious, it's already one of my favorites🎄🎅🏻🍻🍻
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Ruaidhri
9.0★ · 05/11/26
This shit is fucking legendary
This shit is fucking legendary
Lucas Szeglowski
5.0★ · 04/27/26
Has some funny moments but overall still not a great movie
Has some funny moments but overall still not a great movie
jrrrdan
5.0★ · 04/13/26
Santa is so fucking horny oh my—put your penis away—no more fucking fucking I want my presents.
Santa is so fucking horny oh my—put your penis away—no more fucking fucking I want my presents.