Yo, genuinely… what the fuck did I just witness? It was so strange, all over the place, and I fucking loved it.
Kinds of Kindness is a three-part anthology film written and directed by everyone’s favorite Greek weird-absurd filmmaker, Yorgos Lanthimos. Fun fact about me: I don’t like Yorgos Lanthimos. I’m not a Yorgos head. I usually find his films mediocre and too all over the place: cold, lifeless, weird, robotic, and bleak in their dialogue and delivery. But in this film, it kind of makes sense, because all the characters in these stories are basically controlled by something or someone.
Before watching this, I was very skeptical. I mean, an almost three-hour anthology film by a filmmaker whose style I’ve never been able to endure? I didn’t like Poor Things, I hated The Lobster, and I found The Favourite very fucking dumb. But something I never thought would happen actually did: I loved, and I mean loved one of his films. Because Kinds of Kindness is a certified banger.
Since this film is told in three short stories, we’ll review them one by one. So… let’s begin.
CHAPTER ONE: THE DEATH OF R.M.F. (6.5/10)
Part one focuses on Robert, a subservient employee who tries to reclaim control of his life after receiving a command from his boss. To be fair, I didn’t like this at first. This was the Yorgos I knew and hated. That said, I thought the acting was kind of cool in its robotic sense. It actually worked with the whole culty, life-control vibe.
The story itself wasn’t very interesting to me. I felt like it dragged on the whole “oh no, this poor dude” thing, instead of answering my questions. I was sitting there like, what the fuck is happening? And sometimes I like that. Sometimes I enjoy movies that keep me confused, and the other two parts did that well. This one just didn’t. And since this is the first story in the film, I guess we had to start with the weakest one.
CHAPTER TWO: R.M.F. IS FLYING (10/10)
Part two follows a policeman, Daniel, who becomes alarmed when his wife returns as a changed person after a near-death experience. He tries to investigate in the most fucked-up way imaginable. By forcing her to cut off parts of her body and cook them for him.
And to be fair, this was my shit. This is probably my favorite thing Lanthimos has ever made. The story is insane, gripping, and had me hooked the entire time. The performances are some of the best in any Yorgos film. Emma Stone delivers an incredible, and I mean incredible performance. Jesse Plemons is always unsettling, even when he’s just playing a normal dude. I swear that man gives me the creeps no matter what.
When the film actually gets into the slicing and cooking, it’s disturbing, confusing, and wonderful all at the same time. The jump from fingers to stomach was, ironically enough...stomach-turning. I found the ending intoxicating and, yes, confusing, but it was a good confusion. This shit went so fucking hard.
It’s deeply uncomfortable, distrustful, slow, punchy, disturbing, weird. Just all the things. OH! It’s so fucking good!!! Truly magnificent. His best work, even if it’s only around 40 minutes.
CHAPTER THREE: R.M.F. EATS A SANDWICH (8/10)
Part three centers on a woman searching for a special individual who can bring dead people back to a living state, prophesied to become a spiritual leader, with cult members Emily and Andrew involved. And again, this went hard.
I found all the cult scenes super disturbing and really interesting to watch. Also, just Willem Dafoe in that red robe… no. Just no. I was laughing like hell when I saw that. Emma Stone is great again, but for me, Margaret Qualley and Hong Chau absolutely killed it. I loved the plot involving the Margaret Qualley twins. The black-and-white sequence was ridiculous in the best way.
The moment when Qualley jumps into the empty pool while Stone runs after her left me completely shocked. It genuinely gave me so much anxiety, and I was impressed that Yorgos managed to give me emotional reactions twice in the same Lanthimos film.
And Emma Stone absolutely rocking that dance scene at the end, like, move those limbs, girl. Goddamn. This also has the funniest ending in the movie. After devoting your entire life to finding this person and finally proving her worth… you just kill her in a car accident. Then...boom! Cut to black. End credits. It’s so abrupt and darkly funny.
But the poor fucking dog. That poor pooch.
Still, that dance alone bumped this from an 8.5 to a 9. Perfect needle drop too. That song is a bop. I also just find it hilarious that she’s busting a move, probably to no music, while the woman she just drugged and brought a guy back to life is just chilling in a wheelchair outside. It’s stupid, but it’s so good.
**THE CONCLUSION:
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If you can’t tell, Kinds of Kindness is a weird flick. This movie is insane. You’ve got group sex being filmed, ridiculous-looking cars drifting at insane speeds in motel parking lots, cults, sweat, puke, blood, and chopped-off limbs. There’s truly something for everyone.
Genuinely, though, I had a great time with this film. I really didn’t like part one, absolutely loved part two (and think it’s his best work), and found part three to be complicated but a really fun joyride. Because I loved the last two parts so much, it actually makes me want to get into more Lanthimos. Maybe I’ve just been picking the wrong films, because this is the good shit.
Also, an anthology series by Lanthimos, something like Love, Death & Robots, with 30–40 minute episodes. Would go insanely hard. Maybe he just shines more in this kind of storytelling instead of full narratives. But that’s just me.
Still… good picture. Good picture.
Yo, genuinely… what the fuck did I just witness? It was so strange, all over the place, and I fucking loved it.
Kinds of Kindness is a three-part anthology film written and directed by everyone’s favorite Greek weird-absurd filmmaker, Yorgos Lanthimos. Fun fact about me: I don’t like Yorgos Lanthimos. I’m not a Yorgos head. I usually find his films mediocre and too all over the place: cold, lifeless, weird, robotic, and bleak in their dialogue and delivery. But in this film, it kind of makes sense, because all the characters in these stories are basically controlled by something or someone.
Before watching this, I was very skeptical. I mean, an almost three-hour anthology film by a filmmaker whose style I’ve never been able to endure? I didn’t like Poor Things, I hated The Lobster, and I found The Favourite very fucking dumb. But something I never thought would happen actually did: I loved, and I mean loved one of his films. Because Kinds of Kindness is a certified banger.
Since this film is told in three short stories, we’ll review them one by one. So… let’s begin.
CHAPTER ONE: THE DEATH OF R.M.F. (6.5/10)
Part one focuses on Robert, a subservient employee who tries to reclaim control of his life after receiving a command from his boss. To be fair, I didn’t like this at first. This was the Yorgos I knew and hated. That said, I thought the acting was kind of cool in its robotic sense. It actually worked with the whole culty, life-control vibe.
The story itself wasn’t very interesting to me. I felt like it dragged on the whole “oh no, this poor dude” thing, instead of answering my questions. I was sitting there like, what the fuck is happening? And sometimes I like that. Sometimes I enjoy movies that keep me confused, and the other two parts did that well. This one just didn’t. And since this is the first story in the film, I guess we had to start with the weakest one.
CHAPTER TWO: R.M.F. IS FLYING (10/10)
Part two follows a policeman, Daniel, who becomes alarmed when his wife returns as a changed person after a near-death experience. He tries to investigate in the most fucked-up way imaginable. By forcing her to cut off parts of her body and cook them for him.
And to be fair, this was my shit. This is probably my favorite thing Lanthimos has ever made. The story is insane, gripping, and had me hooked the entire time. The performances are some of the best in any Yorgos film. Emma Stone delivers an incredible, and I mean incredible performance. Jesse Plemons is always unsettling, even when he’s just playing a normal dude. I swear that man gives me the creeps no matter what.
When the film actually gets into the slicing and cooking, it’s disturbing, confusing, and wonderful all at the same time. The jump from fingers to stomach was, ironically enough...stomach-turning. I found the ending intoxicating and, yes, confusing, but it was a good confusion. This shit went so fucking hard.
It’s deeply uncomfortable, distrustful, slow, punchy, disturbing, weird. Just all the things. OH! It’s so fucking good!!! Truly magnificent. His best work, even if it’s only around 40 minutes.
CHAPTER THREE: R.M.F. EATS A SANDWICH (8/10)
Part three centers on a woman searching for a special individual who can bring dead people back to a living state, prophesied to become a spiritual leader, with cult members Emily and Andrew involved. And again, this went hard.
I found all the cult scenes super disturbing and really interesting to watch. Also, just Willem Dafoe in that red robe… no. Just no. I was laughing like hell when I saw that. Emma Stone is great again, but for me, Margaret Qualley and Hong Chau absolutely killed it. I loved the plot involving the Margaret Qualley twins. The black-and-white sequence was ridiculous in the best way.
The moment when Qualley jumps into the empty pool while Stone runs after her left me completely shocked. It genuinely gave me so much anxiety, and I was impressed that Yorgos managed to give me emotional reactions twice in the same Lanthimos film.
And Emma Stone absolutely rocking that dance scene at the end, like, move those limbs, girl. Goddamn. This also has the funniest ending in the movie. After devoting your entire life to finding this person and finally proving her worth… you just kill her in a car accident. Then...boom! Cut to black. End credits. It’s so abrupt and darkly funny.
But the poor fucking dog. That poor pooch.
Still, that dance alone bumped this from an 8.5 to a 9. Perfect needle drop too. That song is a bop. I also just find it hilarious that she’s busting a move, probably to no music, while the woman she just drugged and brought a guy back to life is just chilling in a wheelchair outside. It’s stupid, but it’s so good.
**THE CONCLUSION:
**
If you can’t tell, Kinds of Kindness is a weird flick. This movie is insane. You’ve got group sex being filmed, ridiculous-looking cars drifting at insane speeds in motel parking lots, cults, sweat, puke, blood, and chopped-off limbs. There’s truly something for everyone.
Genuinely, though, I had a great time with this film. I really didn’t like part one, absolutely loved part two (and think it’s his best work), and found part three to be complicated but a really fun joyride. Because I loved the last two parts so much, it actually makes me want to get into more Lanthimos. Maybe I’ve just been picking the wrong films, because this is the good shit.
Also, an anthology series by Lanthimos, something like Love, Death & Robots, with 30–40 minute episodes. Would go insanely hard. Maybe he just shines more in this kind of storytelling instead of full narratives. But that’s just me.
Still… good picture. Good picture.