“Just some shitty horror movie”
“Hopefully with no sequel”
Well, we can agree on that at least.
It had my interest at first with the opening featuring Kane Hodder being a victim for once, and then seeing a pretty decent cast for a movie like this. Unfortunately that cast and some decent kills can’t save this one. A few minutes in and you can tell what the formula is going to be: movie references galore! And believe me, the shtick gets old really fast, and it never ends! Are we sure ChatGPT wasn’t around in 2007 because it sure feels like this was written by something like it!
And you’re going to have Tony Burton and Burt Young share a scene together and not even a slight Rocky reference? Shit, you already referenced every other movie, might as well!
“Just some shitty horror movie”
“Hopefully with no sequel”
Well, we can agree on that at least.
It had my interest at first with the opening featuring Kane Hodder being a victim for once, and then seeing a pretty decent cast for a movie like this. Unfortunately that cast and some decent kills can’t save this one. A few minutes in and you can tell what the formula is going to be: movie references galore! And believe me, the shtick gets old really fast, and it never ends! Are we sure ChatGPT wasn’t around in 2007 because it sure feels like this was written by something like it!
And you’re going to have Tony Burton and Burt Young share a scene together and not even a slight Rocky reference? Shit, you already referenced every other movie, might as well!
