To the oomfs that have this on their watchlist….. meh (it’s no shade)

To the oomfs that have this on their watchlist….. meh (it’s no shade)

Ingmar Bergman Cinema 30/39

Intimiteten Bergman så ofte serverer, er i denne filmen så undervelmende og steril. Sånn nesten all dialog i denne filmen er fillers for å lage en film som skal være "Bergman". Nesten som en utenlandsk parodi på Bergman, men av Bergman selv.

Den så da bra ut, og låt bra, og var sånn sett greit spilt, men føkk dette. En litt hshhjjj.... MEH Bergman film

Ingmar Bergman Cinema 30/39

Intimiteten Bergman så ofte serverer, er i denne filmen så undervelmende og steril. Sånn nesten all dialog i denne filmen er fillers for å lage en film som skal være "Bergman". Nesten som en utenlandsk parodi på Bergman, men av Bergman selv.

Den så da bra ut, og låt bra, og var sånn sett greit spilt, men føkk dette. En litt hshhjjj.... MEH Bergman film

bro could have an archaeological dig on that hairy ass back plus she fumbled so bad w/ andreas it's not even funny

bro could have an archaeological dig on that hairy ass back plus she fumbled so bad w/ andreas it's not even funny

Bibi boobs in the movie👍👍

Bibi boobs in the movie👍👍

This movie is so unbelievably hard to watch. Bibi and Max sound like they are reading their lines phonetically, almost as if someone is feeding the lines to them offscreen and they repeat them onscreen. It is painful. Elliot Gould is in a different movie. Nobody knows what the movie is about. It watches as if each scene is improvised from the one before. It is so bizarrely awkward and vacant. Watching The Touch feels like looking into the eyes of a dead fish. There is nothing behind it. It is a little gross, completely empty, and pointless.

This movie is so unbelievably hard to watch. Bibi and Max sound like they are reading their lines phonetically, almost as if someone is feeding the lines to them offscreen and they repeat them onscreen. It is painful. Elliot Gould is in a different movie. Nobody knows what the movie is about. It watches as if each scene is improvised from the one before. It is so bizarrely awkward and vacant. Watching The Touch feels like looking into the eyes of a dead fish. There is nothing behind it. It is a little gross, completely empty, and pointless.