Holy fucking shit.
If the dude who said anyone can make a good movie with a big enough budget actually got to make a movie.
If 9 year old me got to make a movie
A Micheal Bay movie if Micheal Bay movies were actually as dumb as people act like they are
If a direct to video B movie got a Hollywood budget
They wanted cool ass kung fu fights but no one besides Ray Park was a martial artist so you get some extremely clunky and awkward fight scenes
Bounces between really well done cinematography to some of the worst shots you’ve ever seen
God level sleepover movie
Essential Blockbuster core
One of the movies you’d see your parents watching on cable tv
Literally has Darude on the soundtrack
Feels like you missed an entire movie worth of backstory and that movie was already confusing nonsense
If this movie came out today online grifters would call it woke trash and anti straight white man
Action Movie 2002: The Movie
She’s not a killer, she’s a mother.
God this fucking ruled
Holy fucking shit.
If the dude who said anyone can make a good movie with a big enough budget actually got to make a movie.
If 9 year old me got to make a movie
A Micheal Bay movie if Micheal Bay movies were actually as dumb as people act like they are
If a direct to video B movie got a Hollywood budget
They wanted cool ass kung fu fights but no one besides Ray Park was a martial artist so you get some extremely clunky and awkward fight scenes
Bounces between really well done cinematography to some of the worst shots you’ve ever seen
God level sleepover movie
Essential Blockbuster core
One of the movies you’d see your parents watching on cable tv
Literally has Darude on the soundtrack
Feels like you missed an entire movie worth of backstory and that movie was already confusing nonsense
If this movie came out today online grifters would call it woke trash and anti straight white man
Action Movie 2002: The Movie
She’s not a killer, she’s a mother.
God this fucking ruled
