I’m not giving this film any stars because it simply shouldn’t be considered as a film. It’s an excuse for plagiarism, and a shitty attempt at that. I normally try not to use profanity when I review things because it makes me sound more unintelligent but I can’t help but be profane about how much this angers me.
This director has a fetishizing obsession with this actress, so he finds an old print of the film, edits down the parts to only include her in it, squashes some blueberries on the film to color it blue, and plays some bossa nova in the background. I am extremely fucking mad at the fact that my professor is showing this to me in the film program I’m in. In the future I want to write narratives that get people thinking, crying, being scared, or feeling emotionally attached to. And THIS is what I’m being taught. Fuck the director of this “film” if you can even call it that, he’s a piece of shit who stole from another man and threw some homemade sepia effect on it.
This shit isn’t attention-catching or something to get you thinking, it’s a pathetic excuse of quite literally any video medium, and I’m severely upset that I’m being shown this in general.
I don’t know how it happened, but I managed to find something I hate more than terrifier. Bravo Rose Hobart
I’m not giving this film any stars because it simply shouldn’t be considered as a film. It’s an excuse for plagiarism, and a shitty attempt at that. I normally try not to use profanity when I review things because it makes me sound more unintelligent but I can’t help but be profane about how much this angers me.
This director has a fetishizing obsession with this actress, so he finds an old print of the film, edits down the parts to only include her in it, squashes some blueberries on the film to color it blue, and plays some bossa nova in the background. I am extremely fucking mad at the fact that my professor is showing this to me in the film program I’m in. In the future I want to write narratives that get people thinking, crying, being scared, or feeling emotionally attached to. And THIS is what I’m being taught. Fuck the director of this “film” if you can even call it that, he’s a piece of shit who stole from another man and threw some homemade sepia effect on it.
This shit isn’t attention-catching or something to get you thinking, it’s a pathetic excuse of quite literally any video medium, and I’m severely upset that I’m being shown this in general.
I don’t know how it happened, but I managed to find something I hate more than terrifier. Bravo Rose Hobart
