I have watched this entire movie in a barbershop, probably on YouTube, because this shit was all in reverse 😭

I have watched this entire movie in a barbershop, probably on YouTube, because this shit was all in reverse 😭

One of the final bosses of elite dad movies😎

One of the final bosses of elite dad movies😎

The name is ironic because if I was michael bay I would to want to marry this movie
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Anyway story time, I’m on 3 hours sleep and it’s late I can either go to bed or watch an 80 minute movie(if il watch anything above 100 minutes il be to tired to focus), so I’m 40 minutes in the movie and it’s good, and my internet crushes, after 25 minutes of resets turns out my ip crushed and after 15 more minutes of trying to connect my phone hot spot to the tv, I’m back in, only after 10 minutes I’m tired, and now I have 30 minutes more to go, I was right to choose to watch a movie, so much so that only like 5 minutes after the movie was supposed to be finished I was getting tired, but now I had 25 minutes to go, long story short I’m gonna start buying dvds,
I did enjoy the movie just a shame I wasn’t able to give it the focus it deserved, the chick from spy kids was hot

The name is ironic because if I was michael bay I would to want to marry this movie
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Anyway story time, I’m on 3 hours sleep and it’s late I can either go to bed or watch an 80 minute movie(if il watch anything above 100 minutes il be to tired to focus), so I’m 40 minutes in the movie and it’s good, and my internet crushes, after 25 minutes of resets turns out my ip crushed and after 15 more minutes of trying to connect my phone hot spot to the tv, I’m back in, only after 10 minutes I’m tired, and now I have 30 minutes more to go, I was right to choose to watch a movie, so much so that only like 5 minutes after the movie was supposed to be finished I was getting tired, but now I had 25 minutes to go, long story short I’m gonna start buying dvds,
I did enjoy the movie just a shame I wasn’t able to give it the focus it deserved, the chick from spy kids was hot

Soundtrack aside, you can’t beat Jet Li for selling but adding Statham doesn’t hurt. I’m a sucker for genre hybrid action movies and this one is both fully committed in its goofiness and serves up unassailable action. So, yeah, all that and this would get an instant pass for some amazing needle drops. The mouse. Holy shit.

Soundtrack aside, you can’t beat Jet Li for selling but adding Statham doesn’t hurt. I’m a sucker for genre hybrid action movies and this one is both fully committed in its goofiness and serves up unassailable action. So, yeah, all that and this would get an instant pass for some amazing needle drops. The mouse. Holy shit.

Jet Li hops through universes just to square up with… himself. Truly the purest form of self-improvement. The story is mostly an excuse for increasingly ridiculous Jet-on-Jet violence, but honestly, that’s the charm. Dumb, fun, and exactly what it says on the box.

Jet Li hops through universes just to square up with… himself. Truly the purest form of self-improvement. The story is mostly an excuse for increasingly ridiculous Jet-on-Jet violence, but honestly, that’s the charm. Dumb, fun, and exactly what it says on the box.