Film Bro Friday #3
“Why is he DJing in a shoe?” - Pigeon
“This dog looks like it hasn’t had its Covid vaccine” - Connor
“The real villain is God for letting this movie happen” - Pigeon
Toy Story and Into the Spiderverse’s lovechild, except Toy Story drank during the pregnancy, so we ended up with this.
Wow, Sneaks. The movie you are. It’s so fucking ???? that it kinda circles back round to being comedic genius. Also Ty and JB are gay as hell. For crying out loud, they ride out into the sunset together! This film is kinda camp tbh, even if it doesn’t intend to be. A sneaker and heel underground club at a wedding? A glittery British shoe singing “he’s down at the cluuuuubbbb” when asked about the location of Lucas? A flamboyant, cyber-goth villain? It’s absolute cinema babes. I told Pigeon and Connor that I was going to unironically give it 4 stars if there was a dance battle, and alas there wasn’t. Truly a missed opportunity :/
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Film Bro Friday #3
“Why is he DJing in a shoe?” - Pigeon
“This dog looks like it hasn’t had its Covid vaccine” - Connor
“The real villain is God for letting this movie happen” - Pigeon
Toy Story and Into the Spiderverse’s lovechild, except Toy Story drank during the pregnancy, so we ended up with this.
Wow, Sneaks. The movie you are. It’s so fucking ???? that it kinda circles back round to being comedic genius. Also Ty and JB are gay as hell. For crying out loud, they ride out into the sunset together! This film is kinda camp tbh, even if it doesn’t intend to be. A sneaker and heel underground club at a wedding? A glittery British shoe singing “he’s down at the cluuuuubbbb” when asked about the location of Lucas? A flamboyant, cyber-goth villain? It’s absolute cinema babes. I told Pigeon and Connor that I was going to unironically give it 4 stars if there was a dance battle, and alas there wasn’t. Truly a missed opportunity :/
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