Attack of the Meth Gator

Ah yes, Tampa, such a culture shock in comparison to the Everglades.


Also is that goddamn alligator bulletproof?? Does Meth make you bulletproof?

Ah yes, Tampa, such a culture shock in comparison to the Everglades.


Also is that goddamn alligator bulletproof?? Does Meth make you bulletproof?

yeah i really don’t know why i even watched this shit. i was bored, it just popped on my recommended and i was like why the hell not watch this movie that tried to hop on the cocaine bear ripoff bandwagon and failed. it wasn’t a complete waste of 90 minutes, but watching a bad cgi gator that somehow grows in size when it takes meth, paired with bad actors playing bad characters failing to kill said gator over and over, it gets old and stupid. i was just sitting through the ending wondering how a movie made me even more bored than i already was. i expected better from the director of other amazing creature features like 2 headed shark attack, or 3 headed shark attack, and other ones…

okay bye

yeah i really don’t know why i even watched this shit. i was bored, it just popped on my recommended and i was like why the hell not watch this movie that tried to hop on the cocaine bear ripoff bandwagon and failed. it wasn’t a complete waste of 90 minutes, but watching a bad cgi gator that somehow grows in size when it takes meth, paired with bad actors playing bad characters failing to kill said gator over and over, it gets old and stupid. i was just sitting through the ending wondering how a movie made me even more bored than i already was. i expected better from the director of other amazing creature features like 2 headed shark attack, or 3 headed shark attack, and other ones…

okay bye

This was better than Cocaine Bear. I am so disappointed there are no fics on ao3 please someone write some.

This was better than Cocaine Bear. I am so disappointed there are no fics on ao3 please someone write some.

He reminded me of my dog goose except goose is far more aggressive

He reminded me of my dog goose except goose is far more aggressive

I watched this movie on 1.5x speed and felt like I was on as much meth as that gator
The random cutaways to the swimming gator make this movie a masterpiece

I watched this movie on 1.5x speed and felt like I was on as much meth as that gator
The random cutaways to the swimming gator make this movie a masterpiece