I actually don’t know what to say about this, I am sincerely speechless. The fact that this movie is an hour and 30 minutes is genuinely insane.
One thing that these bad “movies” have in common is nothing fucking happens until like 30 to 45 minutes left. It doesn’t set up.. really anything. It doesn’t even try to set anything up. Shit just starts happening.
I’ve watched a lot of shit this year, I mean like dog shit movies, and I can say that this is on the same level as the Bucky Larsons of the film industry. A Uwe Boll rabbit hole is a bit too sloppy, even for me.
If you enjoyed this one, you and I probably would not get along. I don’t think we would see eye to eye on basically anything, and that’s okay, but stay away from me, please. Maybe I’m just a pretentious prick when it comes to movies, but god dammit this shit made me want to never watch another movie. However, two things can be true at once.
Thanks for reading.
I actually don’t know what to say about this, I am sincerely speechless. The fact that this movie is an hour and 30 minutes is genuinely insane.
One thing that these bad “movies” have in common is nothing fucking happens until like 30 to 45 minutes left. It doesn’t set up.. really anything. It doesn’t even try to set anything up. Shit just starts happening.
I’ve watched a lot of shit this year, I mean like dog shit movies, and I can say that this is on the same level as the Bucky Larsons of the film industry. A Uwe Boll rabbit hole is a bit too sloppy, even for me.
If you enjoyed this one, you and I probably would not get along. I don’t think we would see eye to eye on basically anything, and that’s okay, but stay away from me, please. Maybe I’m just a pretentious prick when it comes to movies, but god dammit this shit made me want to never watch another movie. However, two things can be true at once.
Thanks for reading.
