Been near 30 years since I’ve seen this one. Although is it fair to say that? Because technically I have seen it since I’ve watched the 1960 movie more than a dozen times and this is basically the same movie, just in color and different actors.

…And stuff like Sam Loomis’ bare ass at the beginning, Marion showing off practically everything as she slumps over dead and Norman masturbating (heeheehee, Norman Bates masturbates, they had to know what they were…

Been near 30 years since I’ve seen this one. Although is it fair to say that? Because technically I have seen it since I’ve watched the 1960 movie more than a dozen times and this is basically the same movie, just in color and different actors.

…And stuff like Sam Loomis’ bare ass at the beginning, Marion showing off practically everything as she slumps over dead and Norman masturbating (heeheehee, Norman Bates masturbates, they had to know what they were…

An abomination that has no right to exist and serves as an affront to film as an artistic medium. What the fuck was the thought process behind creating this garbage, and how did nobody pump the brakes on this thing? Genuinely a soulless husk of a movie that literally recreates the original 1960 film shot for shot, except done worse in every possible way. This is the absolute bottom of the barrel when it comes to remakes. Truly remarkable.

An abomination that has no right to exist and serves as an affront to film as an artistic medium. What the fuck was the thought process behind creating this garbage, and how did nobody pump the brakes on this thing? Genuinely a soulless husk of a movie that literally recreates the original 1960 film shot for shot, except done worse in every possible way. This is the absolute bottom of the barrel when it comes to remakes. Truly remarkable.

yeh decent

yeh decent

Utterly bizarre this was made

Utterly bizarre this was made

Utterly bizarre this was made

Utterly bizarre this was made