This film would kill a small Victorian child

This film would kill a small Victorian child

I’ve just suddenly realized that I apparently don’t value my time in any way and will waste it watching anything. With how bad this movie looks I’m convinced the budget was a handful of buttons and a piece of lint someone pulled out of their pocket. It was a nightmare to look at, a nightmare to listen to, and I just hated everything about it. It was so weirdly sexual which certainly didn’t make it any easier to watch. You’d think that with the pretty decent cast that it might even be watchable, but damn this was a hot pile of garbage. I can’t even try to write a fleshed out review because it’s just so bad in every way. Lady X was hot but the scene of her parading around in a schoolgirl uniform and like trying to fuck a human dog man was SO UNCOMFORTABLE I thought they were gonna animate him with a boner why was it so freaky

I’ve just suddenly realized that I apparently don’t value my time in any way and will waste it watching anything. With how bad this movie looks I’m convinced the budget was a handful of buttons and a piece of lint someone pulled out of their pocket. It was a nightmare to look at, a nightmare to listen to, and I just hated everything about it. It was so weirdly sexual which certainly didn’t make it any easier to watch. You’d think that with the pretty decent cast that it might even be watchable, but damn this was a hot pile of garbage. I can’t even try to write a fleshed out review because it’s just so bad in every way. Lady X was hot but the scene of her parading around in a schoolgirl uniform and like trying to fuck a human dog man was SO UNCOMFORTABLE I thought they were gonna animate him with a boner why was it so freaky

this movie must be what butt cancer feels like
I can't even call it a grade-A turd sandwich, it'd be a disrespect to the sandwich
This is just mold within the context of the food analogies on this account...

Anyhow, I recently listened to Californication by Red Hot Chili Peppers.
I haven't listened to much of their discography, this is the only album of theirs that I've listened to in its entirety. I really liked it. It's a lot funkier than I expected.
There's a spiritual element that I felt on these tracks. A lot of the tracks aren't as heavy as some of the other tracks that I am familiar with.
The titular song itself was great. I had to look up what "californication" actually meant. It's something alright, and I felt that the definition and the song itself blended well for another funky song with darker undertones.
My favorite track is definitely "Around the World", everything from the album comes around here. It's a gloomy-ish song with a nice rhythms and lyrics. The chorus near the end is my favorite part.
This is the album that fully sold me on Red Hot Chili Peppers, pretty awesome sauce

this movie must be what butt cancer feels like
I can't even call it a grade-A turd sandwich, it'd be a disrespect to the sandwich
This is just mold within the context of the food analogies on this account...

Anyhow, I recently listened to Californication by Red Hot Chili Peppers.
I haven't listened to much of their discography, this is the only album of theirs that I've listened to in its entirety. I really liked it. It's a lot funkier than I expected.
There's a spiritual element that I felt on these tracks. A lot of the tracks aren't as heavy as some of the other tracks that I am familiar with.
The titular song itself was great. I had to look up what "californication" actually meant. It's something alright, and I felt that the definition and the song itself blended well for another funky song with darker undertones.
My favorite track is definitely "Around the World", everything from the album comes around here. It's a gloomy-ish song with a nice rhythms and lyrics. The chorus near the end is my favorite part.
This is the album that fully sold me on Red Hot Chili Peppers, pretty awesome sauce

to the surprise of no one, this movie sucks. i hate charlie sheen’s stupid one-liners and how his character spells out EVERYTHING that i JUST SAW HAPPENING. at least i got to see all of my favorite brands!!!

there ARE two positives, though– as shown by the constant brand placement, this movie is very pro-capitalist. however, because it’s so bad, it ironically serves as anticapitalist propaganda. two, if you ever feel like a failure, read about the production history of foodfight! (2012) and then watch this final product. you’ll feel sooo much better about yourself

to the surprise of no one, this movie sucks. i hate charlie sheen’s stupid one-liners and how his character spells out EVERYTHING that i JUST SAW HAPPENING. at least i got to see all of my favorite brands!!!

there ARE two positives, though– as shown by the constant brand placement, this movie is very pro-capitalist. however, because it’s so bad, it ironically serves as anticapitalist propaganda. two, if you ever feel like a failure, read about the production history of foodfight! (2012) and then watch this final product. you’ll feel sooo much better about yourself

This felt like a rough draft

This felt like a rough draft