FUCK THIS STUPID MOVIE!!!! short story i have of what lead me to watching this piece of shit. last night my mum and i watched the fist silent hill film (on youtube because it was nowhere else) and enjoyed it. we planned to watch the second one (return to silent hill) the next day. now it is the next day and we have two options, buy it on prime for $7 or watch for free on youtube. i always assume every “full movie” on youtube is a scam so i skimmed through it a little bit and sure enough, it was a movie! yay for us! we start watching it and already are giving eachother the look like this is going to suck but we have to watch it anyway. 3 minutes in, same looks, same comments on how bad it is. this continues for the whole fucking movie up until the point where we have less than 20 minutes left and i look and my mother and genuinely ask if we are watching the right movie. why am i asking this? because we are at the end of an almost 2 hour long film and there has been ZERO mention of monsters, ZERO pyramid head guy who is on the FUCKING COVER OF THE VIDEO, and most importantly: zero mention of silent fucking hill. my mum turns to me and just says “pause the tv”. i knew i was doomed. we just spent 2 hours watching this absolute train wreck thinking we were just watching a shitty sequel. jesus christ. it’s the fact that i could have been doing literally anything else in the time i spent boring over this film like perhaps watching the movie i thought it was? i now have a next level dislike for scammers because i could not name one good thing about this movie if you held me outside of the damn caravan.

FUCK THIS STUPID MOVIE!!!! short story i have of what lead me to watching this piece of shit. last night my mum and i watched the fist silent hill film (on youtube because it was nowhere else) and enjoyed it. we planned to watch the second one (return to silent hill) the next day. now it is the next day and we have two options, buy it on prime for $7 or watch for free on youtube. i always assume every “full movie” on youtube is a scam so i skimmed through it a little bit and sure enough, it was a movie! yay for us! we start watching it and already are giving eachother the look like this is going to suck but we have to watch it anyway. 3 minutes in, same looks, same comments on how bad it is. this continues for the whole fucking movie up until the point where we have less than 20 minutes left and i look and my mother and genuinely ask if we are watching the right movie. why am i asking this? because we are at the end of an almost 2 hour long film and there has been ZERO mention of monsters, ZERO pyramid head guy who is on the FUCKING COVER OF THE VIDEO, and most importantly: zero mention of silent fucking hill. my mum turns to me and just says “pause the tv”. i knew i was doomed. we just spent 2 hours watching this absolute train wreck thinking we were just watching a shitty sequel. jesus christ. it’s the fact that i could have been doing literally anything else in the time i spent boring over this film like perhaps watching the movie i thought it was? i now have a next level dislike for scammers because i could not name one good thing about this movie if you held me outside of the damn caravan.

wtf was that man this is probably the most ridiculous movie ive watched 😭 like wtf ? who killed these people? why tf do they have 0 survival skills 😭😭😭😭😭 i cant review this tbh

wtf was that man this is probably the most ridiculous movie ive watched 😭 like wtf ? who killed these people? why tf do they have 0 survival skills 😭😭😭😭😭 i cant review this tbh

a nothing burger with a side of bullshit fries.

a nothing burger with a side of bullshit fries.

i’m so confused but olivia’s actress is the best one here

i’m so confused but olivia’s actress is the best one here

No acts like this. Hollywood's perception of "Woke Gen Z kids" feels like a caricature of a liberal made by a conservative.

No acts like this. Hollywood's perception of "Woke Gen Z kids" feels like a caricature of a liberal made by a conservative.