Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge

Goldilocks and the largest vial of Nitrous oxide

Goldilocks and the largest vial of Nitrous oxide

This was so bad I love this shit

This was so bad I love this shit

Yup, add it to the Poohniverse

Yup, add it to the Poohniverse

This one is just boring. The charm these kind of movies (the little there is normally) tend to go to the kills because they most of the time are slashers in a fairytale skin.
The story and characters are all cliche and boring. The characters made me miss dumb college kids doing drugs and having sex it was that boring.
The third act I'd say was dark and I liked some parts of it. The goldilocks killer was the most entertaining killer.
In the end I'd say it's the strangers at home so rather watch the strangers.

This one is just boring. The charm these kind of movies (the little there is normally) tend to go to the kills because they most of the time are slashers in a fairytale skin.
The story and characters are all cliche and boring. The characters made me miss dumb college kids doing drugs and having sex it was that boring.
The third act I'd say was dark and I liked some parts of it. The goldilocks killer was the most entertaining killer.
In the end I'd say it's the strangers at home so rather watch the strangers.

Heard about his twin brother Nav so much I felt like I knew the lad!

Heard about his twin brother Nav so much I felt like I knew the lad!