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1932·Drama·1h 28m
7.1
An elderly business tycoon, believed to be dying, decides to give a million dollars each to eight strangers chosen at random from the phone directory.
Directed by H. Bruce Humberstone and Norman Z. McLeod and Norman Taurog and Ernst Lubitsch and William A. Seiter and James Cruze and Stephen Roberts and Lothar Mendes
tycoon
pre-code
road hog
condemned man

Cast

Gary Cooper
Gary Cooper
Steve Gallagher
Charles Laughton
Charles Laughton
Phineas V. Lambert
George Raft
George Raft
Eddie Jackson
Jack Oakie
Jack Oakie
Private Mulligan
Richard Bennett
Richard Bennett
John Glidden
Charles Ruggles
Charles Ruggles
Henry Peabody
Alison Skipworth
Alison Skipworth
Emily La Rue
W.C. Fields
W.C. Fields
Rollo La Rue
Mary Boland
Mary Boland
Mrs. Peabody
Roscoe Karns
Roscoe Karns
Private O'Brien
May Robson
May Robson
Mrs. Mary Walker
Irving Bacon
Irving Bacon
China Shop Salesman (uncredited)

Crew

H. Bruce Humberstone
H. Bruce Humberstone
Director
Norman Z. McLeod
Norman Z. McLeod
Director
Norman Taurog
Norman Taurog
Director
Ernst Lubitsch
Ernst Lubitsch
Director
William A. Seiter
William A. Seiter
Director
James Cruze
James Cruze
Director
Lothar Mendes
Lothar Mendes
Director
Oliver H.P. Garrett
Oliver H.P. Garrett
Writer
Ernst Lubitsch
Ernst Lubitsch
Writer
Joseph L. Mankiewicz
Joseph L. Mankiewicz
Writer
John Leipold
John Leipold
Original Music Composer
Alvin Wyckoff
Alvin Wyckoff
Director of Photography

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Erik Olsson
Erik Olsson
If I Had a Million
Mostly silly and entertaining mainly as a curiosity piece of pre-code Paramount. Frankly I'm just here for the Lubitsch segment, and that definitely delivered.

Oh just for the record, a million dollars in 1932 is about $23,187,664.23 today. So the amount of money Mr. Glidden gave to eight people would be about $185,501,313.87 today. What I'm saying is tax the rich.
Mostly silly and entertaining mainly as a curiosity piece of pre-code Paramount. Frankly I'm just here for the Lubitsch segment, and that definitely delivered.

Oh just for the record, a million dollars in 1932 is about $23,187,664.23 today. So the amount of money Mr. Glidden gave to eight people would be about $185,501,313.87 today. What I'm saying is tax the rich.
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damfino196
damfino196
If I Had a Million
I was originally just going to put this on in the background and do some sketching until the W.C. Fields segment came on, but to be honest I was engaged from the start, even if it's far from perfect. The tone varies wildly from melodrama (death cell) to slapstick (road hogs), but each individual story is interesting enough that it doesn't matter too much. Out of the whole cast, the standout is probably May Robinson, who also plays the aunt in Bringing Up Baby, although seeing W.C. Fields do more of his thing is certainly nothing to complain about.
I was originally just going to put this on in the background and do some sketching until the W.C. Fields segment came on, but to be honest I was engaged from the start, even if it's far from perfect. The tone varies wildly from melodrama (death cell) to slapstick (road hogs), but each individual story is interesting enough that it doesn't matter too much. Out of the whole cast, the standout is probably May Robinson, who also plays the aunt in Bringing Up Baby, although seeing W.C. Fields do more of his thing is certainly nothing to complain about.
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Greifff
Greifff
If I Had a Million
“Lay off the apple pies for a while and make me some mince pies”“What?”“MINCE!!!”
“Lay off the apple pies for a while and make me some mince pies”“What?”“MINCE!!!”
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Jane Russell
Jane Russell
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