This movie made me want to stick my fire tv stick down my throat so that I could never accidently watch it again.
A teleporting Mickey Mouse serial killer. What a stupid movie.
The plot was empty and disconnected - most of the time I didn't even know which character is which. I mean some props I guess because I never had any clue as to who I thought the killer was, but, this was due to the fact I didn't know a single character. I mean who even was it? I still don't know, and I watched the whole bloody thing! I'm guessing it was the boss???
Urgh, and the duel-narrative of the past unfolding the interrogation could've given this film some points, but it was far too shit for me to credit anything.
The acting is just terrible. I feel bad because they are obviously E-tier actors (at best), and I am not surpised most of them never got another acting job after this film - if you can even call it a film. The corny lines (which was pretty much every single one) made me want to rip my ears off and swallow them.
I just could not help but giggle every time the killer was onscreen, it just did not have the scary affect it was meant to. Well, only for the first few times, and then I just started to get too pissed off at how bad this film was and I couldn't even smile anymore.
I HATED how the characters kept adressing slasher movie cliches and stereotypes, it was like the film was trying to be Scream, but it just wasn't because Scream is actually a good film.
A horror is meant to be either gory or tense; or better yet, both. This film was none of these. Just plain shit.
Yet somehow, we've not even got to this movie's biggest problem: the tone was just all over the place - it's like it couldn't decide what genre it wanted to be. It wasn't ever actually scary, the humor was weirdly placed and all-around unfunny, and the gore was pathetically boring and fake-looking. I mean, there was, I think, one jumpscare, which for one, wasn't scary, and whatever slight horror there was left was immediately ruined by an out of place joke.
The ONLY reason why this got ANY points whatsoever was because all the women in this film are hot. That's it. Like I couldn't even credit it for being original because it's basically just Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey, but even shitter. Well I'm assuming it's shitter, I haven't watched that film but I just cannot even fathom a film that were worse than this one so it must be.
I was hoping it would be so bad that it was funny, but it didn't even hit that mark - I was consistently bored throughout. The film is barely over an hour, and yet it felt like a lifetime.
This ruined my evening.
This movie made me want to stick my fire tv stick down my throat so that I could never accidently watch it again.
A teleporting Mickey Mouse serial killer. What a stupid movie.
The plot was empty and disconnected - most of the time I didn't even know which character is which. I mean some props I guess because I never had any clue as to who I thought the killer was, but, this was due to the fact I didn't know a single character. I mean who even was it? I still don't know, and I watched the whole bloody thing! I'm guessing it was the boss???
Urgh, and the duel-narrative of the past unfolding the interrogation could've given this film some points, but it was far too shit for me to credit anything.
The acting is just terrible. I feel bad because they are obviously E-tier actors (at best), and I am not surpised most of them never got another acting job after this film - if you can even call it a film. The corny lines (which was pretty much every single one) made me want to rip my ears off and swallow them.
I just could not help but giggle every time the killer was onscreen, it just did not have the scary affect it was meant to. Well, only for the first few times, and then I just started to get too pissed off at how bad this film was and I couldn't even smile anymore.
I HATED how the characters kept adressing slasher movie cliches and stereotypes, it was like the film was trying to be Scream, but it just wasn't because Scream is actually a good film.
A horror is meant to be either gory or tense; or better yet, both. This film was none of these. Just plain shit.
Yet somehow, we've not even got to this movie's biggest problem: the tone was just all over the place - it's like it couldn't decide what genre it wanted to be. It wasn't ever actually scary, the humor was weirdly placed and all-around unfunny, and the gore was pathetically boring and fake-looking. I mean, there was, I think, one jumpscare, which for one, wasn't scary, and whatever slight horror there was left was immediately ruined by an out of place joke.
The ONLY reason why this got ANY points whatsoever was because all the women in this film are hot. That's it. Like I couldn't even credit it for being original because it's basically just Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey, but even shitter. Well I'm assuming it's shitter, I haven't watched that film but I just cannot even fathom a film that were worse than this one so it must be.
I was hoping it would be so bad that it was funny, but it didn't even hit that mark - I was consistently bored throughout. The film is barely over an hour, and yet it felt like a lifetime.
This ruined my evening.
