The Furious

classified cinema at my local theater — i knew within five minutes this wasn’t going to be for me and it was easily the worst movie i’ve ever seen.

if you love minimal dialogue, 90+ minutes of hand to hand combat fight scenes, and bad acting, then maybe this is for you.

otherwise? please skip this or wait until it’s on streaming so you can freely turn it off,

classified cinema at my local theater — i knew within five minutes this wasn’t going to be for me and it was easily the worst movie i’ve ever seen.

if you love minimal dialogue, 90+ minutes of hand to hand combat fight scenes, and bad acting, then maybe this is for you.

otherwise? please skip this or wait until it’s on streaming so you can freely turn it off,

my sincerest apologies because i really did try my best to enjoy this but it was nearly impossible. and it’s no longer may so my only excuse to try and defend this movie is now nonexistent. on top of that, not even the presence of the tagalog language being spoken was enough to salvage this film for me, and that speaks volumes.

my sincerest apologies because i really did try my best to enjoy this but it was nearly impossible. and it’s no longer may so my only excuse to try and defend this movie is now nonexistent. on top of that, not even the presence of the tagalog language being spoken was enough to salvage this film for me, and that speaks volumes.

“Oh wow mute Chinese guy. Wow holy aura farming. Wow aura. Oh shit. Oh wow this is crazy. Oh shit this is crazy. Holy aura. Omg husbands coded. Oh fuck. How is he still alive? Oh wow. Oh shit. Holy shit.” -me the whole movie

“Oh wow mute Chinese guy. Wow holy aura farming. Wow aura. Oh shit. Oh wow this is crazy. Oh shit this is crazy. Holy aura. Omg husbands coded. Oh fuck. How is he still alive? Oh wow. Oh shit. Holy shit.” -me the whole movie

my brain might’ve exploded, actually.

I can’t put many thoughts together but this is absolutely one of the most cathartic movies i’ve ever seen… This has fights that are so good, so awesome and so CRAZY that some of them almost made me cry.

that split screen is truly the stuff of legends!!! This was just so so so so great!!!!

my brain might’ve exploded, actually.

I can’t put many thoughts together but this is absolutely one of the most cathartic movies i’ve ever seen… This has fights that are so good, so awesome and so CRAZY that some of them almost made me cry.

that split screen is truly the stuff of legends!!! This was just so so so so great!!!!

Omg dude

Omg dude