Idk how I got here. Honestly was distracted by the serious case of iPhone face coming from Washington

Idk how I got here. Honestly was distracted by the serious case of iPhone face coming from Washington

Some old lady in my theater answered a phone call during the movie..

Some old lady in my theater answered a phone call during the movie..

During the first act, seeing a young Washington had me feeling like this was gonna be a little cheesy, or maybe just not to the level of quality that a biopic for one of our founding fathers deserves. However, the second and third acts kind of prevail as an enjoyable origin story of this young man. I feel like people going into this shouldn’t expect an attachment to wildly accurate history, but more so the telling of a story of a man’s soul and character—which this movie gives to you and then some.

During the first act, seeing a young Washington had me feeling like this was gonna be a little cheesy, or maybe just not to the level of quality that a biopic for one of our founding fathers deserves. However, the second and third acts kind of prevail as an enjoyable origin story of this young man. I feel like people going into this shouldn’t expect an attachment to wildly accurate history, but more so the telling of a story of a man’s soul and character—which this movie gives to you and then some.

By the end I wanted to go grill some hot dogs, and for a film dropping on the Fourth of July weekend that’s all you can ask for

By the end I wanted to go grill some hot dogs, and for a film dropping on the Fourth of July weekend that’s all you can ask for

American History propaganda slop, but this movie will probably go platinum in some US history classes.

They saw the Bridgerton hype and said “let’s sprinkle a lil bit of that in here”

Better titles for this film:
- Young Washington: Fake it until you make it
- Young Washington: Generational Larper
- Young Washington and the Flu Game

Seriously though bro caught dysentery and turned into John Wick, God of War, Mastermind World Conqueror.

Overall though this movie is a wet fart in the wind, I’m not pissing myself over it. Other than some AI claims, its completely inoffensive and your usual casual history glaze movie.

American History propaganda slop, but this movie will probably go platinum in some US history classes.

They saw the Bridgerton hype and said “let’s sprinkle a lil bit of that in here”

Better titles for this film:
- Young Washington: Fake it until you make it
- Young Washington: Generational Larper
- Young Washington and the Flu Game

Seriously though bro caught dysentery and turned into John Wick, God of War, Mastermind World Conqueror.

Overall though this movie is a wet fart in the wind, I’m not pissing myself over it. Other than some AI claims, its completely inoffensive and your usual casual history glaze movie.