What if Mortal Kombat was about obstacle courses instead of martial arts?
And what if instead of cool powers, the bad guys had guns and bows?
And what if instead of stopping Outworld from merging with Earthrealm, the winner gets to deploy a satellite above the country for Ronald Reagan’s Star Wars program?
And what if instead of being fun and cool, it sucks harder than you can possibly imagine?
What if Mortal Kombat was about obstacle courses instead of martial arts?
And what if instead of cool powers, the bad guys had guns and bows?
And what if instead of stopping Outworld from merging with Earthrealm, the winner gets to deploy a satellite above the country for Ronald Reagan’s Star Wars program?
And what if instead of being fun and cool, it sucks harder than you can possibly imagine?