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this film made me audibly laugh…

i really couldn’t tell you if this was 0.5 or 5 stars, i think it was so bad it was almost good. this film was made in 1992, but it genuinely looks like it’s from the dark ages, a relic lost in time. the quality is absolutely atrocious and the really jarring music make it near impossible to hear what the characters are saying, all of that and there’s also a character named breakfast!! this barely even feels like a film. i don’t even know what this is, from the awful storyline, terrible acting, even worse directing and visually unappealing this is probably played on a loop in the darkest depths of hell.

this film made me audibly laugh…

i really couldn’t tell you if this was 0.5 or 5 stars, i think it was so bad it was almost good. this film was made in 1992, but it genuinely looks like it’s from the dark ages, a relic lost in time. the quality is absolutely atrocious and the really jarring music make it near impossible to hear what the characters are saying, all of that and there’s also a character named breakfast!! this barely even feels like a film. i don’t even know what this is, from the awful storyline, terrible acting, even worse directing and visually unappealing this is probably played on a loop in the darkest depths of hell.

this film made me audibly laugh…

i really couldn’t tell you if this was 0.5 or 5 stars, i think it was so bad it was almost good. this film was made in 1992, but it genuinely looks like it’s from the dark ages, a relic lost in time. the quality is absolutely atrocious and the really jarring music make it near impossible to hear what the characters are saying, all of that and there’s also a character named breakfast!! this barely even feels like a film. i don’t even know what this is, from the awful storyline, terrible acting, even worse directing and visually unappealing this is probably played on a loop in the darkest depths of hell.

this film made me audibly laugh…

i really couldn’t tell you if this was 0.5 or 5 stars, i think it was so bad it was almost good. this film was made in 1992, but it genuinely looks like it’s from the dark ages, a relic lost in time. the quality is absolutely atrocious and the really jarring music make it near impossible to hear what the characters are saying, all of that and there’s also a character named breakfast!! this barely even feels like a film. i don’t even know what this is, from the awful storyline, terrible acting, even worse directing and visually unappealing this is probably played on a loop in the darkest depths of hell.

Absolutely incredible. You have to see it to believe it.
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Absolutely incredible. You have to see it to believe it.
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3 weeks into the new year, I think I was doing well. Nothing below 2 stars. Well, everything must come to an end unfortunately and here is my first stinker of the year. Maybe if we could hear what these characters were saying… nah I don’t think this script had much in the dialogue department.

3 weeks into the new year, I think I was doing well. Nothing below 2 stars. Well, everything must come to an end unfortunately and here is my first stinker of the year. Maybe if we could hear what these characters were saying… nah I don’t think this script had much in the dialogue department.

Absolute garbage, I love it.

Absolute garbage, I love it.