No words. Just straight bad.

No words. Just straight bad.

Don't ask how I found out about this movie.

It's a low budget comedy that was only funny because it's bad.

It didn't make me mad though unlike other films so that's why I'm giving it a star.

Don't ask how I found out about this movie.

It's a low budget comedy that was only funny because it's bad.

It didn't make me mad though unlike other films so that's why I'm giving it a star.

Holy shit this was honestly so good, a Canadian masterpiece if you will. Jesus killing vampires to save the lesbians?? What more could you ask for? Jesus was cool asf in this, he literally kills vampires with garlic breath and holy beer in this, it's crazy. I'm honestly debating rating this four and a half stars but I'll leave it at four for now, but please watch this it's so cool and entertaining I promise 😭

Holy shit this was honestly so good, a Canadian masterpiece if you will. Jesus killing vampires to save the lesbians?? What more could you ask for? Jesus was cool asf in this, he literally kills vampires with garlic breath and holy beer in this, it's crazy. I'm honestly debating rating this four and a half stars but I'll leave it at four for now, but please watch this it's so cool and entertaining I promise 😭

this movie made me a christian, in fact, it invented lesbians and bisexuals

this movie made me a christian, in fact, it invented lesbians and bisexuals

MASTERPIECE

MASTERPIECE