I love you, man.
I love you, too, bud.
I love you, dude.
I love you, Bro Montana.
I love you, holmes.
I love you, Broseph Goebbels.
I love you, muchacha.
I love you, Tycho Brohe.
Zooey, you are about to marry one of the most honest, kind and fun-loving people I've ever had the honor of knowing. The Pistol is a pleasure giver that's for sure. So beautiful Zooey, give it back. Yeah?
Return the favor. And if you do, I guarantee that you will have a beautiful and pleasure filled union.
Society tells us we're civilized but the truth is we are animals. Sometimes we just have to let it out. Try it.
Blaaah!
Good. Now gently remove your tampon and try again.
So what do i do? How do i make friends?
If you see a cool looking guy, strike up a conversation and ask him on a man date.
ok.
You know what i mean?
No.
Casual lunch or after work drinks. You're not taking these boys to see The Devil Wears Prada.
Ohhhh god i love that movie. No I wont.
Ok, this is pretty interesting. Movies like these are usually like finding the love of your life, but this instead is finding the best friend of your life. I had so much fun with this. Gotta love when media shows how amazing platonic relationships can be too.
