I don't give a shit about the lore, don't give a fuck about the first parts, and I couldn't care less about this whole fucking franchise. Just like I couldn't give a single flying fuck about this masterpiece's rating of 3.4 out of 10
This piece of shit is fucking hilarious even though obviously you don't understand a goddamn thing that's happening. BUT I DON'T GIVE A SHIT. I'm not gonna compare this movie to anything else. And as a person who finds this whole genre entertaining as fuck, here's what I gotta say
First star for having McConaughey in this fucking movie
Second star for McConaughey's hilarious as fuck laugh and screams, dude sounds like a dying coyote on meth
Third star for that scene with the pickup truck where McConaughey just fucking grinds that dude into a goddamn steak patty
And a half a star for laughing my ass off at this whole fucking disaster
Watch this at 1 AM, that's the fucking move guys. BEST SHIT EVER FOR A LATE NIGHT I'M NOT EVEN JOKING
I don't give a shit about the lore, don't give a fuck about the first parts, and I couldn't care less about this whole fucking franchise. Just like I couldn't give a single flying fuck about this masterpiece's rating of 3.4 out of 10
This piece of shit is fucking hilarious even though obviously you don't understand a goddamn thing that's happening. BUT I DON'T GIVE A SHIT. I'm not gonna compare this movie to anything else. And as a person who finds this whole genre entertaining as fuck, here's what I gotta say
First star for having McConaughey in this fucking movie
Second star for McConaughey's hilarious as fuck laugh and screams, dude sounds like a dying coyote on meth
Third star for that scene with the pickup truck where McConaughey just fucking grinds that dude into a goddamn steak patty
And a half a star for laughing my ass off at this whole fucking disaster
Watch this at 1 AM, that's the fucking move guys. BEST SHIT EVER FOR A LATE NIGHT I'M NOT EVEN JOKING
