Background characters from a DTV 00s National Lampoon’s or American Pie do the sweatiest sex comedy road trip bits and banter while we all wait for the horror movie to happen. Like if Joy Ride took a wrench to the head or Jeepers Creepers was made by a different kind of pervert. It’s a bummer because the shitty horror stuff is fun and it’s not grossly incompetent, but boy do you have to get through it to get to it.

Background characters from a DTV 00s National Lampoon’s or American Pie do the sweatiest sex comedy road trip bits and banter while we all wait for the horror movie to happen. Like if Joy Ride took a wrench to the head or Jeepers Creepers was made by a different kind of pervert. It’s a bummer because the shitty horror stuff is fun and it’s not grossly incompetent, but boy do you have to get through it to get to it.