cavewoman explains new moon: she happy birthday. is old lady. clumsy paper cut baddie gets thrown into wall then.. into the woods ! DISAPPEAR ! she boyfriend disappear then big wolf appear? naked man carry she to safety 🤭 then.. ? months! MONTHS go by so cinema 🎃🍁☃️ hot billy burke tries to get rid of he daughter bc she being weird. she stays & finds different boy. boy huge. very big. shirtless always. now she have another boyfriend. no chemistry. literally zero. but author is mormon so its spicy&hot. then she boyfriend #2 abandon her because he protecting her. she go to he house then WOLF ! vampire girl. wolf girl. (biggest muffins i’ve ever seen in my life i wanted to eat those so badly when i was younger. 🫐🧁) anyways. then she boyfriend #2 almost kiss but weird vampire alice is back! also victoria plot throughout the whole movie, forgot to mention that. also she keeps trying to k*ll herself the whole movie. anyways. alice sister back. edward emo in rio. she boyfriend #1 thinks she die. wants to kill himself. is tortured & angsty. they go to italy?? grand theft auto 🏎️ she saves she boyfriend. volturi (vampire government) very curious and also exercising power. she and she boyfriend and she boyfriend sister almost die. they don’t. get back to forks. hot billy burke grounds her for til ever. she boyfriend make marriage proposal. they in flower meadow. finish.
so much stuff actually happens in this movie and she is annoyingly down bad but i still support her. wet dog. volturi debut. he’s in rio (spoiler) ?? she actually never even liked that man tho, he’s literally her little brother and you can’t convince me otherwise !!!!!!!!
🛌💤😱
certifiably objectively banger 10/10!
🎥 10.27.25 - 11.2.25 w/ KeenDolphin
cavewoman explains new moon: she happy birthday. is old lady. clumsy paper cut baddie gets thrown into wall then.. into the woods ! DISAPPEAR ! she boyfriend disappear then big wolf appear? naked man carry she to safety 🤭 then.. ? months! MONTHS go by so cinema 🎃🍁☃️ hot billy burke tries to get rid of he daughter bc she being weird. she stays & finds different boy. boy huge. very big. shirtless always. now she have another boyfriend. no chemistry. literally zero. but author is mormon so its spicy&hot. then she boyfriend #2 abandon her because he protecting her. she go to he house then WOLF ! vampire girl. wolf girl. (biggest muffins i’ve ever seen in my life i wanted to eat those so badly when i was younger. 🫐🧁) anyways. then she boyfriend #2 almost kiss but weird vampire alice is back! also victoria plot throughout the whole movie, forgot to mention that. also she keeps trying to k*ll herself the whole movie. anyways. alice sister back. edward emo in rio. she boyfriend #1 thinks she die. wants to kill himself. is tortured & angsty. they go to italy?? grand theft auto 🏎️ she saves she boyfriend. volturi (vampire government) very curious and also exercising power. she and she boyfriend and she boyfriend sister almost die. they don’t. get back to forks. hot billy burke grounds her for til ever. she boyfriend make marriage proposal. they in flower meadow. finish.
so much stuff actually happens in this movie and she is annoyingly down bad but i still support her. wet dog. volturi debut. he’s in rio (spoiler) ?? she actually never even liked that man tho, he’s literally her little brother and you can’t convince me otherwise !!!!!!!!
🛌💤😱
certifiably objectively banger 10/10!
🎥 10.27.25 - 11.2.25 w/ KeenDolphin
