bella not getting bangs after edward broke up with her... she’s stronger than all of us

bella not getting bangs after edward broke up with her... she’s stronger than all of us

what the fuck is a “he’s arranging a funeral” bitch i’m gonna kill you

what the fuck is a “he’s arranging a funeral” bitch i’m gonna kill you

cavewoman explains new moon: she happy birthday. is old lady. clumsy paper cut baddie gets thrown into wall then.. into the woods ! DISAPPEAR ! she boyfriend disappear then big wolf appear? naked man carry she to safety 🤭 then.. ? months! MONTHS go by so cinema 🎃🍁☃️ hot billy burke tries to get rid of he daughter bc she being weird. she stays & finds different boy. boy huge. very big. shirtless always. now she have another boyfriend. no chemistry. literally zero. but author is mormon so its spicy&hot. then she boyfriend #2 abandon her because he protecting her. she go to he house then WOLF ! vampire girl. wolf girl. (biggest muffins i’ve ever seen in my life i wanted to eat those so badly when i was younger. 🫐🧁) anyways. then she boyfriend #2 almost kiss but weird vampire alice is back! also victoria plot throughout the whole movie, forgot to mention that. also she keeps trying to k*ll herself the whole movie. anyways. alice sister back. edward emo in rio. she boyfriend #1 thinks she die. wants to kill himself. is tortured & angsty. they go to italy?? grand theft auto 🏎️ she saves she boyfriend. volturi (vampire government) very curious and also exercising power. she and she boyfriend and she boyfriend sister almost die. they don’t. get back to forks. hot billy burke grounds her for til ever. she boyfriend make marriage proposal. they in flower meadow. finish.

so much stuff actually happens in this movie and she is annoyingly down bad but i still support her. wet dog. volturi debut. he’s in rio (spoiler) ?? she actually never even liked that man tho, he’s literally her little brother and you can’t convince me otherwise !!!!!!!!

🛌💤😱

certifiably objectively banger 10/10!

🎥 10.27.25 - 11.2.25 w/ KeenDolphin

cavewoman explains new moon: she happy birthday. is old lady. clumsy paper cut baddie gets thrown into wall then.. into the woods ! DISAPPEAR ! she boyfriend disappear then big wolf appear? naked man carry she to safety 🤭 then.. ? months! MONTHS go by so cinema 🎃🍁☃️ hot billy burke tries to get rid of he daughter bc she being weird. she stays & finds different boy. boy huge. very big. shirtless always. now she have another boyfriend. no chemistry. literally zero. but author is mormon so its spicy&hot. then she boyfriend #2 abandon her because he protecting her. she go to he house then WOLF ! vampire girl. wolf girl. (biggest muffins i’ve ever seen in my life i wanted to eat those so badly when i was younger. 🫐🧁) anyways. then she boyfriend #2 almost kiss but weird vampire alice is back! also victoria plot throughout the whole movie, forgot to mention that. also she keeps trying to k*ll herself the whole movie. anyways. alice sister back. edward emo in rio. she boyfriend #1 thinks she die. wants to kill himself. is tortured & angsty. they go to italy?? grand theft auto 🏎️ she saves she boyfriend. volturi (vampire government) very curious and also exercising power. she and she boyfriend and she boyfriend sister almost die. they don’t. get back to forks. hot billy burke grounds her for til ever. she boyfriend make marriage proposal. they in flower meadow. finish.

so much stuff actually happens in this movie and she is annoyingly down bad but i still support her. wet dog. volturi debut. he’s in rio (spoiler) ?? she actually never even liked that man tho, he’s literally her little brother and you can’t convince me otherwise !!!!!!!!

🛌💤😱

certifiably objectively banger 10/10!

🎥 10.27.25 - 11.2.25 w/ KeenDolphin

This was pretty horrible, absolutely not a film I would choose to watch. The acting is god awful, The characters are terrible, the action sequences suck. It’s just all around bad. Bella is lowkey a terrible person and really just needed to get over him. The pacing of this film is all over the place in such a horrible way. It’s just stupid all the way around, makes no sense and is all over the place. It’s horrible and really don’t want to rewatch this shit ever again.

This was pretty horrible, absolutely not a film I would choose to watch. The acting is god awful, The characters are terrible, the action sequences suck. It’s just all around bad. Bella is lowkey a terrible person and really just needed to get over him. The pacing of this film is all over the place in such a horrible way. It’s just stupid all the way around, makes no sense and is all over the place. It’s horrible and really don’t want to rewatch this shit ever again.