Wiener Dog Nationals
2013·Comedy·1h 22m
7.0
★
A family adopts a runt of a dachshund from a shelter. Only time will tell if little "Shelly" and her new family are up for the challenges of entering the nation's greatest wiener dog race, Wienerschnitzel's "Wiener Dog Nationals."
Directed by Kevan Peterson
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Cast
Jason London
Phil Jack
Alicia Witt
Melanie West
Morgan Fairchild
Ms. Merryweather
Bryan Batt
Judge Brown
Julian Feder
Danny Jack
Caitlin Carmichael
Bridget Jack
Jim Metzler
Mr. Fleet
Marque Richardson
Dirk
Laura Ann Kesling
Teresa
Chris Moss
Mr. Bright
Cheryl Texiera
Ms. Hampton
Jessica Tyler Brown
Snotty Girl
Crew
Patrice Lucien Cochet
Director of Photography
Michael Baumgarten
Line Producer
Popular Reviews
6 reviews
Lauren
3.6★ · 08/05/23
Hooooollyyy shit
Hooooollyyy shit
Jonas Bu.
2.0★ · 12/17/22
I recently heard Andrej from the Filmarchiv-Podcast talk about how you can’t call yourself a true Critic if you only watch good Movies. That’s why i followed my Quest and searched 5 Minutes on YouTube for the funniest looking Terrible-Movie. Thank god for the German Channel ,,Netzkino“ and their inclusion of multiple unskippable Ads every 5 Minutes of Film.
So, about the Movie itself: It started off the strongest with Posters including an Picture of an Weiner Dog and some Slogans like ,,Champions will rise, about 2 inches off the ground“ & ,,Your either Wiener or a Looser“.
Everything after that sucked big Wiener Balls tough. This Movie‘s not even 80 Minutes long but i needed like 8 sittings/about a week total to finish it. Just one Tipp: don’t watch this if you hate Cringe or terrible Performances, especially ones from Children.
What i learned from this Experience:
I hate myself for watching this one sober...
So, about the Movie itself: It started off the strongest with Posters including an Picture of an Weiner Dog and some Slogans like ,,Champions will rise, about 2 inches off the ground“ & ,,Your either Wiener or a Looser“.
Everything after that sucked big Wiener Balls tough. This Movie‘s not even 80 Minutes long but i needed like 8 sittings/about a week total to finish it. Just one Tipp: don’t watch this if you hate Cringe or terrible Performances, especially ones from Children.
What i learned from this Experience:
I hate myself for watching this one sober...
I recently heard Andrej from the Filmarchiv-Podcast talk about how you can’t call yourself a true Critic if you only watch good Movies. That’s why i followed my Quest and searched 5 Minutes on YouTube for the funniest looking Terrible-Movie. Thank god for the German Channel ,,Netzkino“ and their inclusion of multiple unskippable Ads every 5 Minutes of Film.
So, about the Movie itself: It started off the strongest with Posters including an Picture of an Weiner Dog and some Slogans like ,,Champions will rise, about 2 inches off the ground“ & ,,Your either Wiener or a Looser“.
Everything after that sucked big Wiener Balls tough. This Movie‘s not even 80 Minutes long but i needed like 8 sittings/about a week total to finish it. Just one Tipp: don’t watch this if you hate Cringe or terrible Performances, especially ones from Children.
What i learned from this Experience:
I hate myself for watching this one sober...
So, about the Movie itself: It started off the strongest with Posters including an Picture of an Weiner Dog and some Slogans like ,,Champions will rise, about 2 inches off the ground“ & ,,Your either Wiener or a Looser“.
Everything after that sucked big Wiener Balls tough. This Movie‘s not even 80 Minutes long but i needed like 8 sittings/about a week total to finish it. Just one Tipp: don’t watch this if you hate Cringe or terrible Performances, especially ones from Children.
What i learned from this Experience:
I hate myself for watching this one sober...
Baul
4.0★ · 09/17/25
HarakiriPRO
3.0★ · 07/04/24
Luke Osborne
1.0★ · 06/30/24