Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he's a person in a court of law.
Directed by Seth MacFarlane
sperm bank
sequel
buddy
courthouse
teddy bear
aftercreditsstinger
toy comes to life
provocative
high concept comedy
Rank
#167 in 2015·#6605 overall
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Letterboxd
2.9 / 5
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Cast
Mark Wahlberg
John
Seth MacFarlane
Ted (voice)
Amanda Seyfried
Samantha
Jessica Barth
Tami-Lynn
Giovanni Ribisi
Donny
Morgan Freeman
Patrick Meighan
Sam J. Jones
Sam J. Jones
Patrick Warburton
Guy
Michael Dorn
Rick
Bill Smitrovich
Frank
John Slattery
Shep Wild
Cocoa Brown
Joy
Crew
Seth MacFarlane
Director
Seth MacFarlane
Writer
Alec Sulkin
Writer
Wellesley Wild
Writer
Michael Barrett
Director of Photography
Jason Clark
Producer
Seth MacFarlane
Producer
Scott Stuber
Producer
Alec Sulkin
Executive Producer
Wellesley Wild
Executive Producer
Brian Kinney
Makeup Artist
Tami Lane
Makeup Artist
Popular Reviews
3092 reviews
miguelPRO
6.0★ · 05/29/26
THERES SO MANY PORN
THERES SO MANY PORN
fineapplePRO
7.0★ · 05/20/26
so the new Superman is..... Jonah Hill
so the new Superman is..... Jonah Hill
Carlo Joville
8.0★ · 05/02/26
A film that discusses civil rights and the underlying root of racism: injustice.
A film that discusses civil rights and the underlying root of racism: injustice.
Karim
7.0★ · 05/01/26
I’d love to see Jonah Hill as superman 😂
I’d love to see Jonah Hill as superman 😂
tixa
3.0★ · 04/18/26
John: I got married in that church. Am i saying you copied me by getting married in that church? Who was the priest at my wedding? Sam J. Jones. Who was the priest at Ted's wedding? Sam J. Jones. You stole my fucking church and my priest. Sam J. Jones is my favorite male actor of all time. But i am copying his Dolce Vita lifestyle? Okay.
John: I got married in that church. Am i saying you copied me by getting married in that church? Who was the priest at my wedding? Sam J. Jones. Who was the priest at Ted's wedding? Sam J. Jones. You stole my fucking church and my priest. Sam J. Jones is my favorite male actor of all time. But i am copying his Dolce Vita lifestyle? Okay.
