The Tongan Ninja is dispatched to the island nation of New Zealand in order to help a brother of his master with his floundering Chinese restaurant. But the mysterious Mister Big stands in the eatery's way as he sends numerous villains such as Knife Man, Gun Man, and the super-sexy Action Fighter who may know a lot about the hero.
Directed by Jason Stutter
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3.4 / 5
Cast
Jemaine Clement
Action Fighter (Marvin)
Laura Hill
Miss Lee (voice)
David Fane
Herman the Henchman
Victor Rodger
Mr. Big
Peter Daube
Chef Guy
Jed Brophy
Bank Manager
Taika Waititi
Graham (voice)
Shimpal Lelisi
Mr. Finau
Charley Murphy Samau
Young Sione
Narelle Ahrens
Pink Fairy
Ben Fransham
Ninja
Crew
Jemaine Clement
Writer
Popular Reviews
5 reviews
Sharn
9.0★ · 10/09/25
Comedy peaked when a boom was left in the frame of an entirely dubbed shot and then used as a fucking weapon.
Comedy peaked when a boom was left in the frame of an entirely dubbed shot and then used as a fucking weapon.
lo
10.0★ · 08/09/24
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felix
10.0★ · 09/24/23
gets worse every time i watch it and yet it’s one of my favorite movies
gets worse every time i watch it and yet it’s one of my favorite movies
felix
10.0★ · 09/19/23
absolutely ridiculous movie it was perfect
i assure you jemaine clement dubbed over tongan ninja because he realized he couldn’t be both of the main characters
no one is ever allowed to diss this movie ever again because no one ever again will make an originally in english dubbed over in english musical ninja karate movie set in new zealand
essentially a masterpiece in the worst way possible. just because it’s a masterpiece do2snt necessarily mean it’s good
also jemaine was SO FUCKING FINE BUT HE HAD TO HAVE THAT STUPID ASS VOICE EVERY TIME HE SHOWED UP COME ON
absolutely ridiculous movie it was perfect
i assure you jemaine clement dubbed over tongan ninja because he realized he couldn’t be both of the main characters
no one is ever allowed to diss this movie ever again because no one ever again will make an originally in english dubbed over in english musical ninja karate movie set in new zealand
essentially a masterpiece in the worst way possible. just because it’s a masterpiece do2snt necessarily mean it’s good
also jemaine was SO FUCKING FINE BUT HE HAD TO HAVE THAT STUPID ASS VOICE EVERY TIME HE SHOWED UP COME ON
