Convenience and video store clerks Dante and Randal are sharp-witted, potty-mouthed and bored out of their minds. So in between needling customers, the counter jockeys play hockey on the roof, visit a funeral home and deal with their love lives.
Directed by Kevin Smith
salesclerk
work
new jersey
gas station
loser
male friendship
junk food
black and white
video store
aftercreditsstinger
day in a life
workplace comedy
convenience store
wry
Rank
#28 in 1994·#1963 overall
Trailer
IMDB
N/A
Letterboxd
3.8 / 5
Where to Watch
Cast
Brian O'Halloran
Dante
Jeff Anderson
Randal
Marilyn Ghigliotti
Veronica
Lisa Spoonauer
Caitlin
Jason Mewes
Jay
Kevin Smith
Silent Bob
Scott Mosier
William the Idiot Manchild / Angry Hockey-Playing Customer / Angry Mourner
Scott Schiaffo
Chewlie's Rep
Walt Flanagan
Woolen Cap Smoker / Egg Man / Offended Customer / Cat-Admiring Bitter Customer
David Klein
Hunting Cap Smoking Boy / Low I.Q. Video Customer / Hubcap Searching Customer / Angry Mourner / Angry Crowd at Door
Melissa Crawford
Video Confusion / Candy Confusion Customer / Angry Crowd at Door
Mitch Cohen
Leaning Against Wall / Angry Crowd at Door
Crew
Kevin Smith
Director
Kevin Smith
Writer
Kevin Smith
Editor
Scott Mosier
Editor
David Klein
Director of Photography
Scott Mosier
Producer
Kevin Smith
Producer
Scott Mosier
Sound Editor
Scott Mosier
Sound Mixer
David Klein
Camera Operator
Popular Reviews
1189 reviews
vi
7.0★ · 11/06/16
"MY GIRLFRIEND SUCKED THIRTY SEVEN DICKS"
"in a row?"
"MY GIRLFRIEND SUCKED THIRTY SEVEN DICKS"
"in a row?"
31
Mike
9.4★ · 03/25/25
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Catalina
8.0★ · 05/15/26
Kevin smith could have written a shakespearean play, but Shakespeare couldn’t have written clerks.
Kevin smith could have written a shakespearean play, but Shakespeare couldn’t have written clerks.
kyokPRO
6.0★ · 05/12/26
for a movie about two straight guys there sure was a lot of talking about sucking dick
for a movie about two straight guys there sure was a lot of talking about sucking dick
