"Excuse me, gentlemen. I am a stranger in this town, perhaps you could help me. My name is Dark and I am looking for two young boys." Someone tell this guy this is not a good way to make friends.

There's actually a really nice story buried under the Disney tropes, hopefully in a way that doesn't make it feel like the exact midpoint between Steph(v)ens King and Spielberg

"Excuse me, gentlemen. I am a stranger in this town, perhaps you could help me. My name is Dark and I am looking for two young boys." Someone tell this guy this is not a good way to make friends.

There's actually a really nice story buried under the Disney tropes, hopefully in a way that doesn't make it feel like the exact midpoint between Steph(v)ens King and Spielberg

“Are you filed under A for Adventure? Or B for Boys?”
Excuse me Mr. The Devil Sir, that is not how the Dewey Decimal System works, you fucking idiot.

Jesus Christ this may be the worst book to movie adaptation I’ve ever seen.

“Are you filed under A for Adventure? Or B for Boys?”
Excuse me Mr. The Devil Sir, that is not how the Dewey Decimal System works, you fucking idiot.

Jesus Christ this may be the worst book to movie adaptation I’ve ever seen.

Too bad this didn’t come out 10 years later because millennials would have eaten this shit up.

Too bad this didn’t come out 10 years later because millennials would have eaten this shit up.

This movie makes me mourn for what Disney could have been.

A really good spooky season watch that hits the mood just right. I enjoyed it a lot!

This movie makes me mourn for what Disney could have been.

A really good spooky season watch that hits the mood just right. I enjoyed it a lot!

How have I never heard of this before?!? This was so charming and awesome!! The score is beautiful, special effects are pretty cool, story is in just the right sweet spot where it's not too babyish but not too adult. I loved this!!!

How have I never heard of this before?!? This was so charming and awesome!! The score is beautiful, special effects are pretty cool, story is in just the right sweet spot where it's not too babyish but not too adult. I loved this!!!