won’t ever think about this film ever again

won’t ever think about this film ever again

what the hell

ranked

what the hell

ranked

what the hell

ranked

what the hell

ranked

1999 | Nancy Allen | Stephen King | Children of the Corn

Just when you think a franchise has hit rock-bottom, something like “Children of the Corn 666: Isaac’s Return” comes along and proves that there’s always something worse.

This is the first film in a while that’s a direct sequel to the original and it once again got a rather great cast with some returnees and big names. And Nathan Bexton from “Nowhere” and “Go”.

The pacing is absolutely abysmal and makes this 80 minute film feel like five hours. “Terrifier 2” and “Terrifier 3” both feel so much shorter than this. It’s painfully boring and it’s got an absolutely nonsensical dumbass screenplay.

Nothing about this film works. There are one or two cool effects, but that’s it. I hope this is the worst film in the franchise cause I don’t think I will survive something lower.

1999 | Nancy Allen | Stephen King | Children of the Corn

Just when you think a franchise has hit rock-bottom, something like “Children of the Corn 666: Isaac’s Return” comes along and proves that there’s always something worse.

This is the first film in a while that’s a direct sequel to the original and it once again got a rather great cast with some returnees and big names. And Nathan Bexton from “Nowhere” and “Go”.

The pacing is absolutely abysmal and makes this 80 minute film feel like five hours. “Terrifier 2” and “Terrifier 3” both feel so much shorter than this. It’s painfully boring and it’s got an absolutely nonsensical dumbass screenplay.

Nothing about this film works. There are one or two cool effects, but that’s it. I hope this is the worst film in the franchise cause I don’t think I will survive something lower.

I am the 666th person to review this !!!!!!!!

I am the 666th person to review this !!!!!!!!