Seriously. Fuck. Off. I CAN NOT STAND THIS MOVIE, did I just watch this movie for bill hader? Yes. Did I enjoy this movie in the fucking slightest? ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT. Please, there are so many things wrong with this movie so I’m going to try and list this shit from the top of my head.
- Amy schumers character is the fucking worst person in the world and deserves no fucking love cause all she does is bring people down and she’s an ass with no reason to be one except she’s a privileged white person whose parents went through a divorce so now she’s an alcoholic, oh boo hoo
- the worst fucking comedy of all time, istg I only laughed at John cenas bits solely because he is a genius a delivery, but that doesn’t make the jokes any good
- also why is no one mentioning, SHE ALMOST HAD SEX WITH A 16 YEAR OLD!?! Wtf are we actually doing, that’s not even comedic in the slightest, just grotesquely fucking uncomfortable
- the amount of racist undertones in this movie had me fucking in awe, it would be better if they straight out said they were racist instead of having these sly little comments on race that make the movie insufferable
- trainwreck is definitely a suitable name for this fuck up of a movie, everything was predictable, stupid and boring, this movie genuinely felt like the longest fucking movie of all time, I’ve watched a nearly 4hr movie before and this shit felt longer, how do you even achieve that level of nothing in a film
- every side character felt so two dimensional with no actual depth which was a complete let down when the cast of this movie is STACKED with comedic geniuses, but no they had to focus on the only fucking person in the comedy industry that has one of the most insufferable comedic pieces, if they had focused a little more on the side characters I’m sure this movie wouldn’t be AS bad as it is now
Those were the things I could list off on the top of my head but I’m sure if I thought more about it I could come up with 100 more problems with this fuck ass movie. I can’t believe I spent 2hrs watching this piece of dogshit. I don’t think I’ve ever really gotten this passionate about hating a movie but this has definitely won that award. Never ever will I watch this movie again.
Seriously. Fuck. Off. I CAN NOT STAND THIS MOVIE, did I just watch this movie for bill hader? Yes. Did I enjoy this movie in the fucking slightest? ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT. Please, there are so many things wrong with this movie so I’m going to try and list this shit from the top of my head.
- Amy schumers character is the fucking worst person in the world and deserves no fucking love cause all she does is bring people down and she’s an ass with no reason to be one except she’s a privileged white person whose parents went through a divorce so now she’s an alcoholic, oh boo hoo
- the worst fucking comedy of all time, istg I only laughed at John cenas bits solely because he is a genius a delivery, but that doesn’t make the jokes any good
- also why is no one mentioning, SHE ALMOST HAD SEX WITH A 16 YEAR OLD!?! Wtf are we actually doing, that’s not even comedic in the slightest, just grotesquely fucking uncomfortable
- the amount of racist undertones in this movie had me fucking in awe, it would be better if they straight out said they were racist instead of having these sly little comments on race that make the movie insufferable
- trainwreck is definitely a suitable name for this fuck up of a movie, everything was predictable, stupid and boring, this movie genuinely felt like the longest fucking movie of all time, I’ve watched a nearly 4hr movie before and this shit felt longer, how do you even achieve that level of nothing in a film
- every side character felt so two dimensional with no actual depth which was a complete let down when the cast of this movie is STACKED with comedic geniuses, but no they had to focus on the only fucking person in the comedy industry that has one of the most insufferable comedic pieces, if they had focused a little more on the side characters I’m sure this movie wouldn’t be AS bad as it is now
Those were the things I could list off on the top of my head but I’m sure if I thought more about it I could come up with 100 more problems with this fuck ass movie. I can’t believe I spent 2hrs watching this piece of dogshit. I don’t think I’ve ever really gotten this passionate about hating a movie but this has definitely won that award. Never ever will I watch this movie again.
