Aww man I was looking forward to this 😭
Prime gave me £5 off a rental or purchase so I nabbed this since it’s been on my watchlist for a while
I liked the goofy stuff like the zombies coming out of the water, the dolphins saving the main fella, the wolf people etc. but overall this isn’t too entertaining of a sci fi fantasy 😅 Maybe I’ll enjoy this more on a rewatch but for now I’m a little let down 😆

Aww man I was looking forward to this 😭
Prime gave me £5 off a rental or purchase so I nabbed this since it’s been on my watchlist for a while
I liked the goofy stuff like the zombies coming out of the water, the dolphins saving the main fella, the wolf people etc. but overall this isn’t too entertaining of a sci fi fantasy 😅 Maybe I’ll enjoy this more on a rewatch but for now I’m a little let down 😆

Blessed with noxious fumes and dazzling colors

Blessed with noxious fumes and dazzling colors

Plot? Who cares about plot?!? We know where we’re gonna go already and we don’t know how to get there! A strongly woven narrative? You can forget that! We’ve got two different flavors of emotionally stunted idiot going from place to place in a gory fantasy flick that feels more like a tabletop rpg than an immaculately crafted sword and sorcery novella. Fulci knows how to put in just the exact right kind of gore sting or horror frame with some of the most bonkers lighting and colors on such a low budget. Give me more. Put it in my hands before I subject my d&d party to an adventure with this level of chaos and directionlessness that I can attempt to pass off as planed all along

Plot? Who cares about plot?!? We know where we’re gonna go already and we don’t know how to get there! A strongly woven narrative? You can forget that! We’ve got two different flavors of emotionally stunted idiot going from place to place in a gory fantasy flick that feels more like a tabletop rpg than an immaculately crafted sword and sorcery novella. Fulci knows how to put in just the exact right kind of gore sting or horror frame with some of the most bonkers lighting and colors on such a low budget. Give me more. Put it in my hands before I subject my d&d party to an adventure with this level of chaos and directionlessness that I can attempt to pass off as planed all along