Philosophy of a Knife

Visual Effects are GOLD

Visual Effects are GOLD

okay…
ich habe 6 stunden meines Lebens verschwendet, weil ich 1,5 stunden geschlafen habe und zurückspulen musste. 
Effekte und alles so lala. 
Produktion quatsch und auch sonst hat der Film halt 0 Mehrwert und ist einfach ekelhaft ohne Sinn
Aber ich habe ihn geschaut und ich habe nicht aufgehört obwohl es mehrfach abgestürzt ist, was mir zeigt, dass es irgendwo doch interessant war.
Der Soundtrack war super, die Stimmen Abmischung katastrophal. 
Ich schaue den Film nie mehr :)

okay…
ich habe 6 stunden meines Lebens verschwendet, weil ich 1,5 stunden geschlafen habe und zurückspulen musste. 
Effekte und alles so lala. 
Produktion quatsch und auch sonst hat der Film halt 0 Mehrwert und ist einfach ekelhaft ohne Sinn
Aber ich habe ihn geschaut und ich habe nicht aufgehört obwohl es mehrfach abgestürzt ist, was mir zeigt, dass es irgendwo doch interessant war.
Der Soundtrack war super, die Stimmen Abmischung katastrophal. 
Ich schaue den Film nie mehr :)

there is an interesting and important documentary to be made about unit 731, but this was not it.
I got hyped up at the dopest opening credits i’ve seen in a while with an insanely twerkable soundtrack, but it’s mostly just torture scenes intercut with some narration and an interview with one guy who happened to live close to harbin i guess. While this guy could definitely have a small part in a doc about this, WHY IS HE THE ONLY GUY???? All of his parts unironically feel like the opening skit of this Drew Gooden video. That is, if he wasn’t actively defending the torture and rape going on at 731. 
Talking about that, why are we consistently defending literal war criminals!!???? l swear to God the amount of times I had to hear that narrator say “we grieve the victims as well as the experimenters” or something along those lines i might just end it all. My final straw was that god awfully poor taste plot line of the literal torturer war criminal falling in love with his victim (who through all her torturing still had perfectly brushed hair, and mascara btw). I want to gauge my own eyes out.

If this movie was 2 hours shorter, cut out 90% of the torture scenes and added more testimonials, it could’ve been a great movie. But alas, all we have is disgusting exploitation garbage.

there is an interesting and important documentary to be made about unit 731, but this was not it.
I got hyped up at the dopest opening credits i’ve seen in a while with an insanely twerkable soundtrack, but it’s mostly just torture scenes intercut with some narration and an interview with one guy who happened to live close to harbin i guess. While this guy could definitely have a small part in a doc about this, WHY IS HE THE ONLY GUY???? All of his parts unironically feel like the opening skit of this Drew Gooden video. That is, if he wasn’t actively defending the torture and rape going on at 731. 
Talking about that, why are we consistently defending literal war criminals!!???? l swear to God the amount of times I had to hear that narrator say “we grieve the victims as well as the experimenters” or something along those lines i might just end it all. My final straw was that god awfully poor taste plot line of the literal torturer war criminal falling in love with his victim (who through all her torturing still had perfectly brushed hair, and mascara btw). I want to gauge my own eyes out.

If this movie was 2 hours shorter, cut out 90% of the torture scenes and added more testimonials, it could’ve been a great movie. But alas, all we have is disgusting exploitation garbage.

The only good thing about this is how much research it caused me to make about Unit 731.And yes I love reading about the historical events and all the stuff they did.

The only good thing about this is how much research it caused me to make about Unit 731.And yes I love reading about the historical events and all the stuff they did.

Four hours and a random Russian

Four hours and a random Russian