“If you were a chick, who's the one guy you would sleep with?”
John Stamos!

“If you were a chick, who's the one guy you would sleep with?”
John Stamos!

oh it’s bad and too 80s, that it’s good and still too 80s.

oh it’s bad and too 80s, that it’s good and still too 80s.

Obviously it's bad, but, I mean... John Stamos uses gymnastics power to defeat evil campy trans Gene Simmons? C'mon

When Vanity is trying to seduce him by being sexy on the lounge chair and causes him to drop an apple so he goes back inside and get's another apple and then she takes her top off and he throws that apple into the woods out of sheer horniness? And then they use the craziest stuttering jump cut effect while he goes to pick her up and throws her onto a bed with sexy sax music? That's cinema!

Obviously it's bad, but, I mean... John Stamos uses gymnastics power to defeat evil campy trans Gene Simmons? C'mon

When Vanity is trying to seduce him by being sexy on the lounge chair and causes him to drop an apple so he goes back inside and get's another apple and then she takes her top off and he throws that apple into the woods out of sheer horniness? And then they use the craziest stuttering jump cut effect while he goes to pick her up and throws her onto a bed with sexy sax music? That's cinema!

I was so young, yet fascinated by Gene Simmons’ “trans” character. It’s a favorite of mine as a kid and still. Love the song.

I was so young, yet fascinated by Gene Simmons’ “trans” character. It’s a favorite of mine as a kid and still. Love the song.