Watched this film for my birthday when it came out. Even a group of 12 year olds knew it was bad. I think this film was a bad omen for the next decade.

Watched this film for my birthday when it came out. Even a group of 12 year olds knew it was bad. I think this film was a bad omen for the next decade.

Caribou-ya 

Literally the worst movie I’ve ever seen
I actually can not believe there are 4 of these

Caribou-ya 

Literally the worst movie I’ve ever seen
I actually can not believe there are 4 of these

More than 10 years ago, I was told by my mom that our family and I were going to watch this shit ass movie after dinner. Like many others, I don't remember a lot of things from my childhood. Yet of all details I've retained, none relevant to anything happening in this pathetic garbage, I vividly remember begging her and my grandmother to NOT make me and my younger brother watch this. I clanged and I even cried for it to not happen. Which to an ignorant perspective might have seen bratty and overly dramatic for a kid at the age I was.
I beg to differ. Cause I knew what the fuck this was. And besides knowing the endless regret I would experience if I didn't convince my mom to take us to see Kung Fu Panda 3 instead (which would have come out at the same time this did), I knew I would never grow from the wrath this experience would instill on me.
So I ignored everyone at the table of the Chinese buffet when I wasn't protesting against this choice that they have probably forgotten by now. I haven't though. On multiple occasions that afternoon, my mom and grandma threatened to ground me, but they NEVER promised to take me back home instead. A choice that would have left no one harmed and NO ONE trampled by this experience. They took us anyways though.
I love my family to death, but I'll never forgive ANY of them for this awful experience and the humiliation I felt walking in and out of the theater. And I especially, will NEVER forgive them AT ALL, for introducing me to Rob Schneider through this movie. I knew the moment I heard this man's name mentioned elsewhere, that I was put on this earth to fucking hate him. And 10 years later, I STILL FUCKING DO.
I rewatched this movie. Mostly as a joke after I remember the twitter account incident (which is still the only good thing to have ever happened from it), and cause I was curious to see whether my childhood's violent hatred of this shit and everything else that is Rob Schneider was even warranted in the first place.
And now, as an adult whose previous bitterness feels filtered by the lack of description I can assign to this movie's awfulness, I can only add to what's already been said. I not only stand by what child me was threatened into experiencing, but I write this as a message dedicated to confirming that they were right, and always have been.
This sucks, and Rob Schneider YOU FUCKING SUCK EVEN MORE FUCK YOUUUU.

More than 10 years ago, I was told by my mom that our family and I were going to watch this shit ass movie after dinner. Like many others, I don't remember a lot of things from my childhood. Yet of all details I've retained, none relevant to anything happening in this pathetic garbage, I vividly remember begging her and my grandmother to NOT make me and my younger brother watch this. I clanged and I even cried for it to not happen. Which to an ignorant perspective might have seen bratty and overly dramatic for a kid at the age I was.
I beg to differ. Cause I knew what the fuck this was. And besides knowing the endless regret I would experience if I didn't convince my mom to take us to see Kung Fu Panda 3 instead (which would have come out at the same time this did), I knew I would never grow from the wrath this experience would instill on me.
So I ignored everyone at the table of the Chinese buffet when I wasn't protesting against this choice that they have probably forgotten by now. I haven't though. On multiple occasions that afternoon, my mom and grandma threatened to ground me, but they NEVER promised to take me back home instead. A choice that would have left no one harmed and NO ONE trampled by this experience. They took us anyways though.
I love my family to death, but I'll never forgive ANY of them for this awful experience and the humiliation I felt walking in and out of the theater. And I especially, will NEVER forgive them AT ALL, for introducing me to Rob Schneider through this movie. I knew the moment I heard this man's name mentioned elsewhere, that I was put on this earth to fucking hate him. And 10 years later, I STILL FUCKING DO.
I rewatched this movie. Mostly as a joke after I remember the twitter account incident (which is still the only good thing to have ever happened from it), and cause I was curious to see whether my childhood's violent hatred of this shit and everything else that is Rob Schneider was even warranted in the first place.
And now, as an adult whose previous bitterness feels filtered by the lack of description I can assign to this movie's awfulness, I can only add to what's already been said. I not only stand by what child me was threatened into experiencing, but I write this as a message dedicated to confirming that they were right, and always have been.
This sucks, and Rob Schneider YOU FUCKING SUCK EVEN MORE FUCK YOUUUU.

norm the goat, come to china🤩🤩🤩🤩

norm the goat, come to china🤩🤩🤩🤩

I found a dvd of this movie deep inside my closet. I keep it as a reminder of what not to do in life 
The only positive is that Rob isn’t doing brownface, but he is doing bearface

Anyhow, it’s a bad review on the Stardust variety hour, y’know what that means. 
I recently gave Precious Time by Pat Benatar a listen in its entirety. Pretty dang good
I was already familiar with an entire half of the album, so I knew that there were at least some slappers in there. 
The whole album was pretty good, but that first half vastly outweighs the rest, I found the other half to be good, but not to the likes of that strong first half.
This album sadly looks a lot worse in comparison to Crimes of Passion and In the Heat of the Night, those were just such consistently great albums. 
The highs are really high, while the lows are just the middle area between the first floor and second. 
My favorite track is definitely Promises in the Dark. It’s probably up there with some of my favorite songs from her. 
Overall, a nice 7/10 album, closer to an 8 than a 6

I found a dvd of this movie deep inside my closet. I keep it as a reminder of what not to do in life 
The only positive is that Rob isn’t doing brownface, but he is doing bearface

Anyhow, it’s a bad review on the Stardust variety hour, y’know what that means. 
I recently gave Precious Time by Pat Benatar a listen in its entirety. Pretty dang good
I was already familiar with an entire half of the album, so I knew that there were at least some slappers in there. 
The whole album was pretty good, but that first half vastly outweighs the rest, I found the other half to be good, but not to the likes of that strong first half.
This album sadly looks a lot worse in comparison to Crimes of Passion and In the Heat of the Night, those were just such consistently great albums. 
The highs are really high, while the lows are just the middle area between the first floor and second. 
My favorite track is definitely Promises in the Dark. It’s probably up there with some of my favorite songs from her. 
Overall, a nice 7/10 album, closer to an 8 than a 6