i just want to get to know you through task-based projects

i just want to get to know you through task-based projects

i hate leaving my house cause I have to pee constantly… i told my friend that. i’m like, “i pee all the time,” and he’s like, “you’re a frequent urinator?” i’m like, “don’t put a medical flair to it. i pee a lot, okay?” and he’s like, “is it sticky pee? like, is it like syrup?” i’m like, “no, motherfucker.” how crazy would i have to be that i have sticky pee, and i’m just walking the earth… like i’m just like, “uh-huh. yeah, I do, i have sticky pee. why, what’s up? what’s up? what’s up? what is it? what’s on your mind? what’s the deal? my pee… yeah, it’s like molasses, why? why do you ask? just wondering why you ask.”

getting this text tattooed on my back❤️

i laughed so hard at this bit and the grandma bit i think i fractured at least three ribs

i hate leaving my house cause I have to pee constantly… i told my friend that. i’m like, “i pee all the time,” and he’s like, “you’re a frequent urinator?” i’m like, “don’t put a medical flair to it. i pee a lot, okay?” and he’s like, “is it sticky pee? like, is it like syrup?” i’m like, “no, motherfucker.” how crazy would i have to be that i have sticky pee, and i’m just walking the earth… like i’m just like, “uh-huh. yeah, I do, i have sticky pee. why, what’s up? what’s up? what’s up? what is it? what’s on your mind? what’s the deal? my pee… yeah, it’s like molasses, why? why do you ask? just wondering why you ask.”

getting this text tattooed on my back❤️

i laughed so hard at this bit and the grandma bit i think i fractured at least three ribs

''IM BLEEDING OUT OF MY DIIIIIICK''

<3

''IM BLEEDING OUT OF MY DIIIIIICK''

<3

she’s so random. i loved the doggies <3

she’s so random. i loved the doggies <3

Sometimes less is more

Sometimes less is more