i genuinely only watched this because it’s one of warren zevon’s favourite films, and lo and behold william shatner is stalking me like a phantom. average day in australia.
*”you don't quit pestering me, one of these mornings i’m gonna show up and start milking that cow.”
“well, make sure your hands are warm.”*

i genuinely only watched this because it’s one of warren zevon’s favourite films, and lo and behold william shatner is stalking me like a phantom. average day in australia.
*”you don't quit pestering me, one of these mornings i’m gonna show up and start milking that cow.”
“well, make sure your hands are warm.”*

I want to like this movie so bad, but not even William Shatner in a hot pink button up can distract me from the third act of this movie.

They’re beating the shit out of these tarantulas for real despite such an eco-friendly message.

I want to like this movie so bad, but not even William Shatner in a hot pink button up can distract me from the third act of this movie.

They’re beating the shit out of these tarantulas for real despite such an eco-friendly message.

this was my mom’s childhood trauma movie and honestly i get it

this was my mom’s childhood trauma movie and honestly i get it

The dark backstory of Captain Kirk

Watched it because of the Random Movie Roulette.
I expected nothing and got a fun little movie. It is really stupid though. There is one scene where a woman shoots a spider of her own hand instead of just jolting the shit out of her hand.

The dark backstory of Captain Kirk

Watched it because of the Random Movie Roulette.
I expected nothing and got a fun little movie. It is really stupid though. There is one scene where a woman shoots a spider of her own hand instead of just jolting the shit out of her hand.

Yes, I watched a version of this. No I did not watch the original. I watched the Rifftrax version, which allowed me to give it an extra half star more than it originally deserves due to all the good comedic opportunity it gave the Rifftrax crew.

Yes, I watched a version of this. No I did not watch the original. I watched the Rifftrax version, which allowed me to give it an extra half star more than it originally deserves due to all the good comedic opportunity it gave the Rifftrax crew.