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2009·Comedy·1h 1m
6.9
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The tale of Stella, a young girl who falls in love with an ancient, beautifully-behaired bloodsucker named Edgar. They struggle to stay together in the midst of vampire carnage, but a love triangle bubbles up when a Michael Jackson-loving werewolf named Jack comes forward professing his own love for Stella. Meanwhile, a rival group of "real" vampires led by the evil Razor McBleed are prowling.
Directed by Chris Seaver
affectation
calm
ambiguous
approving
enraged
gentle
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Billy Garberina
Billy Garberina
Tobius / Raoul

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32 reviews
Vampire67
Vampire67
1.0★ · 04/19/26
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As a twihard since 2008, i knew i needed to watch this one day & for some reason i chose today. this is the dookiest thing i have ever watched in my life but every time i heard the name Edgar Mullens i laughed so hard i couldn’t breathe 😭🌲🍎🧛🏻‍♀️
As a twihard since 2008, i knew i needed to watch this one day & for some reason i chose today. this is the dookiest thing i have ever watched in my life but every time i heard the name Edgar Mullens i laughed so hard i couldn’t breathe 😭🌲🍎🧛🏻‍♀️
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Ian Ba
Ian Ba
3.0★ · 05/24/26
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i’ve watched 6 movies today with this one being how I end my night.. i’m going to bed LMAO😭
i’ve watched 6 movies today with this one being how I end my night.. i’m going to bed LMAO😭
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Audrey
Audrey
5.0★ · 05/22/26
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lol idk if i'm just conked or this movie isn't funny anymore dam
lol idk if i'm just conked or this movie isn't funny anymore dam
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Audrey
Audrey
10.0★ · 05/21/26
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fagpiers vs one rapist horny father vs razor

best nail appointment ever
fagpiers vs one rapist horny father vs razor

best nail appointment ever
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emmy
emmy
2.0★ · 05/20/26
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but ur pussy is saying yes yes yes
but ur pussy is saying yes yes yes
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