The tale of Stella, a young girl who falls in love with an ancient, beautifully-behaired bloodsucker named Edgar. They struggle to stay together in the midst of vampire carnage, but a love triangle bubbles up when a Michael Jackson-loving werewolf named Jack comes forward professing his own love for Stella. Meanwhile, a rival group of "real" vampires led by the evil Razor McBleed are prowling.
Directed by Chris Seaver
affectation
calm
ambiguous
approving
enraged
gentle
Trailer
IMDB
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Letterboxd
1.9 / 5
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Cast
Billy Garberina
Tobius / Raoul
Chris Seaver
Jock de Queaf
Crew
Chris Seaver
Director
Chris Seaver
Writer
Chris Seaver
Editor
Chris Seaver
Makeup Artist
Chris Seaver
Cinematography
Popular Reviews
22 reviews
Vampire67PRO
1.0★ · 04/19/26
As a twihard since 2008, i knew i needed to watch this one day & for some reason i chose today. this is the dookiest thing i have ever watched in my life but every time i heard the name Edgar Mullens i laughed so hard i couldn’t breathe 😭🌲🍎🧛🏻♀️
As a twihard since 2008, i knew i needed to watch this one day & for some reason i chose today. this is the dookiest thing i have ever watched in my life but every time i heard the name Edgar Mullens i laughed so hard i couldn’t breathe 😭🌲🍎🧛🏻♀️
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emmy
2.0★ · 05/20/26
but ur pussy is saying yes yes yes
but ur pussy is saying yes yes yes
silas scratch
10.0★ · 03/28/26
follow your pussy stella
follow your pussy stella
m aiko
1.0★ · 03/10/26
the experience of watching this was that i was the most uncomfortable i have ever been in my entire life for 80% of it and then i laughed so hard i cried for the other 20%.
the experience of watching this was that i was the most uncomfortable i have ever been in my entire life for 80% of it and then i laughed so hard i cried for the other 20%.
Lou
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