Holy fuck was that boring. I swear they filmed this whole thing and hired Paris after the fact in hopes that her small part would boost its appeal because there is absolutely no reason to watch this other than Paris. The story is barely there, all the acting is super subdued, and there are zero fun kills or gore. Garbage. Total garbage.

Holy fuck was that boring. I swear they filmed this whole thing and hired Paris after the fact in hopes that her small part would boost its appeal because there is absolutely no reason to watch this other than Paris. The story is barely there, all the acting is super subdued, and there are zero fun kills or gore. Garbage. Total garbage.

“i went to manchester once i had to hide my safety razors to stop myself slitting my wrists”

this has to be one of the most under stimulating, underwhelming trash slashers i’ve ever seen!! the only reason i watched this is because of paris hilton, and she dies within 15 minutes.. the rest of the film absolutely nothing even happens, they just talk for an hour, nothing of substance even happens until  it’s at its last 15 minutes, and even that is anticlimactic. i’m sorry to break it to the producers but a bunch of hot people having massive montage of just interaction isn’t entertaining!! it’s clear they blew their budget for casting.. because this films a hot cheap mess with the worst scottish accents ever. honestly one star for paris and paris alone.

“i went to manchester once i had to hide my safety razors to stop myself slitting my wrists”

this has to be one of the most under stimulating, underwhelming trash slashers i’ve ever seen!! the only reason i watched this is because of paris hilton, and she dies within 15 minutes.. the rest of the film absolutely nothing even happens, they just talk for an hour, nothing of substance even happens until  it’s at its last 15 minutes, and even that is anticlimactic. i’m sorry to break it to the producers but a bunch of hot people having massive montage of just interaction isn’t entertaining!! it’s clear they blew their budget for casting.. because this films a hot cheap mess with the worst scottish accents ever. honestly one star for paris and paris alone.

“i went to manchester once i had to hide my safety razors to stop myself slitting my wrists”

this has to be one of the most under stimulating, underwhelming trash slashers i’ve ever seen!! the only reason i watched this is because of paris hilton, and she dies within 15 minutes.. the rest of the film absolutely nothing even happens, they just talk for an hour, nothing of substance even happens until  it’s at its last 15 minutes, and even that is anticlimactic. i’m sorry to break it to the producers but a bunch of hot people having massive montage of just interaction isn’t entertaining!! it’s clear they blew their budget for casting.. because this films a hot cheap mess with the worst scottish accents ever. honestly one star for paris and paris alone.

“i went to manchester once i had to hide my safety razors to stop myself slitting my wrists”

this has to be one of the most under stimulating, underwhelming trash slashers i’ve ever seen!! the only reason i watched this is because of paris hilton, and she dies within 15 minutes.. the rest of the film absolutely nothing even happens, they just talk for an hour, nothing of substance even happens until  it’s at its last 15 minutes, and even that is anticlimactic. i’m sorry to break it to the producers but a bunch of hot people having massive montage of just interaction isn’t entertaining!! it’s clear they blew their budget for casting.. because this films a hot cheap mess with the worst scottish accents ever. honestly one star for paris and paris alone.

wtf am i doing today lmao

wtf am i doing today lmao

No idea why Paris didn’t pursue an acting career after this.

No idea why Paris didn’t pursue an acting career after this.