I've been eyeing this one for a minute cause it's been sittin in my watchlist forever n I knew I had to get to it eventually. But oh my god why the fuck is McConaughey bald in this. And chubby. Like not even cute chubby just weird. It physically hurt me to look at him the whole movie except the beginning before the "seven years later" part. So I'm takin off half a star just for that cause whoever did this to him should be ashamed of themselves
The rest of the movie is actually fuckin great. Super fun adventure shit about dudes who can't stop lookin for trouble n just keep fallin into worse n worse situations. Yeah there's some cringe in there but like good cringe. Like you're sittin there with secondhand embarrassment so bad you're bangin your head on the table like a goddamn idiot cause it hurts to watch but in a funny way. You feel like you're the one rollin around in the mud in your underwear somewhere in Indonesia
This movie is literally the Wheel of Fortune arcana in action. You're up, you're down face first in the dirt, you're back up again, then you're face first in shit again. Just on a loop forever
The ending was so fuckin good too. That whole thing with the 82 million dollars, holy shit I did not see that comin. And that napkin with "50/50" written on it? That hit me right in the gut. What a fuckin deal between partners. On a goddamn napkin. That's just fuckin awesome guys. Seriously awesome
I've been eyeing this one for a minute cause it's been sittin in my watchlist forever n I knew I had to get to it eventually. But oh my god why the fuck is McConaughey bald in this. And chubby. Like not even cute chubby just weird. It physically hurt me to look at him the whole movie except the beginning before the "seven years later" part. So I'm takin off half a star just for that cause whoever did this to him should be ashamed of themselves
The rest of the movie is actually fuckin great. Super fun adventure shit about dudes who can't stop lookin for trouble n just keep fallin into worse n worse situations. Yeah there's some cringe in there but like good cringe. Like you're sittin there with secondhand embarrassment so bad you're bangin your head on the table like a goddamn idiot cause it hurts to watch but in a funny way. You feel like you're the one rollin around in the mud in your underwear somewhere in Indonesia
This movie is literally the Wheel of Fortune arcana in action. You're up, you're down face first in the dirt, you're back up again, then you're face first in shit again. Just on a loop forever
The ending was so fuckin good too. That whole thing with the 82 million dollars, holy shit I did not see that comin. And that napkin with "50/50" written on it? That hit me right in the gut. What a fuckin deal between partners. On a goddamn napkin. That's just fuckin awesome guys. Seriously awesome
