I was enjoying a cute little RomCom until I checked the time, thinking it was almost over and saw that I had over an hour left. It already didn't make much sense (she fucking hated the guy and thought he was a creep until she found out he was her boss and then all of a sudden wanted to fuck him), but then they try the spy/espionage shit and really lost me. Holy shit is that last hour boring. They have like 30 characters and most of them are identical looking white men that are all pieces of shit and I got real confused. They throw so much at you and they really don't pace it well enough for it not to be just a solid barrage of characters and information for twenty minutes and then you're expected to know who all these fuckers are. If I ended forty-five minutes in, I'd have been pleased, but fuck that last hour. A can excuse the awful effects and awkward slapstick because of the time, but the script sucks in any year. Also, why is it called The Glass Bottom Boat? That is such a small, irrelevant part of the movie. Shit, Banana Cream Cake would make more sense.
I was enjoying a cute little RomCom until I checked the time, thinking it was almost over and saw that I had over an hour left. It already didn't make much sense (she fucking hated the guy and thought he was a creep until she found out he was her boss and then all of a sudden wanted to fuck him), but then they try the spy/espionage shit and really lost me. Holy shit is that last hour boring. They have like 30 characters and most of them are identical looking white men that are all pieces of shit and I got real confused. They throw so much at you and they really don't pace it well enough for it not to be just a solid barrage of characters and information for twenty minutes and then you're expected to know who all these fuckers are. If I ended forty-five minutes in, I'd have been pleased, but fuck that last hour. A can excuse the awful effects and awkward slapstick because of the time, but the script sucks in any year. Also, why is it called The Glass Bottom Boat? That is such a small, irrelevant part of the movie. Shit, Banana Cream Cake would make more sense.
