Fueled by cheap whiskey, greed and hatred, Willie Soke teams up with his angry little sidekick, Marcus, to knock off a Chicago charity on Christmas Eve. Along for the ride is chubby and cheery Thurman Merman, a 250-pound ray of sunshine who brings out Willie's sliver of humanity. Issues arise when the pair are joined by Willie's horror story of a mother, who raises the bar for the gang's ambitions, while somehow lowering the standards of criminal behavior.
Directed by Mark Waters
elves
holiday
santa claus
villain
shopping mall
mad
masturbation
pervert
mall santa
christmas
anti christmas
playful
Rank
#251 in 2016·#8556 overall
Trailer
IMDB
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Letterboxd
2.4 / 5
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Cast
Billy Bob Thornton
Willie Soke
Kathy Bates
Sunny Soke
Tony Cox
Marcus Skidmore
Christina Hendricks
Diane Hastings
Brett Kelly
Thurman Merman
Ryan Hansen
Regent Hastings
Jenny Zigrino
Gina De Luca
Jeff Skowron
Dorfman
Cristina Rosato
Alice
Mike Starr
Jolly Santa
Octavia Spencer
Opal
Ranee Lee
Choirmaster
Crew
Mark Waters
Director
Shauna Cross
Writer
Lyle Workman
Original Music Composer
Theo van de Sande
Director of Photography
Zanne Devine
Executive Producer
David Thwaites
Executive Producer
Mark Waters
Executive Producer
Doug Ellin
Executive Producer
Jeffrey Lampert
Co-Producer
Alex Stines
Stunt Double
Marie-Laurence Paquin
Stunt Double
Abdul Ayoola
Stunts
Popular Reviews
119 reviews
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1.0★ · 12/30/25
I'm gonna kill myself
I'm gonna kill myself
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7.0★ · 12/26/25
Hairy balls what's more to ask for?
Hairy balls what's more to ask for?
frenchie
oy vey
oy vey
Sarah Bala
3.0★ · 12/25/25
This was not good. Chronically unfunny. But points for Kathy Bates.
This was not good. Chronically unfunny. But points for Kathy Bates.
