I respect how it abandons all pretenses of “horror” and just commits to being misogynistic softcore bdsm porn.

I respect how it abandons all pretenses of “horror” and just commits to being misogynistic softcore bdsm porn.

This film was 100% just an excuse for the director to get a load of women naked in front of a camera because there is nothing of substance in this film at all 💀
Practical effects and gore were shite, the acting was all rather shite too outside of the main evil duo and the detective, the music is ear-grating especially whatever the hell they played in the last shot and the film was void of any coherent plot.
The little fella being dressed like a minion from Despicable Me was the only redeeming factor. I got this new and sealed off of an ebay auction for cheap but I still feel scammed 😂 Luckily the trade in price at CeX gets me £3 profit so I guess that’s a win 😁 Shame I wasted 1hr 30 of my time watching it though 🤣

This film was 100% just an excuse for the director to get a load of women naked in front of a camera because there is nothing of substance in this film at all 💀
Practical effects and gore were shite, the acting was all rather shite too outside of the main evil duo and the detective, the music is ear-grating especially whatever the hell they played in the last shot and the film was void of any coherent plot.
The little fella being dressed like a minion from Despicable Me was the only redeeming factor. I got this new and sealed off of an ebay auction for cheap but I still feel scammed 😂 Luckily the trade in price at CeX gets me £3 profit so I guess that’s a win 😁 Shame I wasted 1hr 30 of my time watching it though 🤣

As unsettling as it is funny, Bloodsucking Freaks is a brilliant satire of the grindhouse slasher, and in a way, serves as a commentary on how critics view extreme gore films such as this through a reductive and moralistic lens and refuse to engage with them beyond their biases, and unsurprisingly, this film was lumped in with the rest of the schlock when it was released.

On another note, bring BDSM back into the slasher genre. These modern movies need more balls.

As unsettling as it is funny, Bloodsucking Freaks is a brilliant satire of the grindhouse slasher, and in a way, serves as a commentary on how critics view extreme gore films such as this through a reductive and moralistic lens and refuse to engage with them beyond their biases, and unsurprisingly, this film was lumped in with the rest of the schlock when it was released.

On another note, bring BDSM back into the slasher genre. These modern movies need more balls.

As unsettling as it is funny, Bloodsucking Freaks is a brilliant satire of the grindhouse slasher, and in a way, serves as a commentary on how critics view extreme gore films such as this through a reductive and moralistic lens and refuse to engage with them beyond their biases, and unsurprisingly, this film was lumped in with the rest of the schlock when it was released.

On another note, bring BDSM back into the slasher genre. These modern movies need more balls.

As unsettling as it is funny, Bloodsucking Freaks is a brilliant satire of the grindhouse slasher, and in a way, serves as a commentary on how critics view extreme gore films such as this through a reductive and moralistic lens and refuse to engage with them beyond their biases, and unsurprisingly, this film was lumped in with the rest of the schlock when it was released.

On another note, bring BDSM back into the slasher genre. These modern movies need more balls.

Most characters cannot act at all, Ralphus talks so weird, the screaming doesn’t even look a little real. The blood is pink most scenes. When Creasy goes on an eating strike, why does Ralphus give him a pancake type thing through the funnel. The naked girl vampire thing is never explained. Redeeming qualities, doctor scene was pure asmr, Master and Ralphus’ friendship was actually a little funny, the soundtrack is beautiful in my opinion. I keep hearing a cat meow every transition. “It’s not S&M, it’s art” sure, let’s believe the lobotomy patient. In the scene when Ralphus whips the girl or whatever and she has to hold the rope in her mouth, how hard can the little guy actually be hitting her? The violence just looks so bad and weak. Why does his head even explode when Natasha hits him, why does he even stop when trying to get out of a literal torture house. WHY ARE THEY ALL SO CHILL ABOUT THE FACT THAT THEY’RE LITERALLY TORTURING AND KILLING PEOPLE???? The constant nudity and just killing of women was so overused. Such a useless and opposite of thought provoking film.

Most characters cannot act at all, Ralphus talks so weird, the screaming doesn’t even look a little real. The blood is pink most scenes. When Creasy goes on an eating strike, why does Ralphus give him a pancake type thing through the funnel. The naked girl vampire thing is never explained. Redeeming qualities, doctor scene was pure asmr, Master and Ralphus’ friendship was actually a little funny, the soundtrack is beautiful in my opinion. I keep hearing a cat meow every transition. “It’s not S&M, it’s art” sure, let’s believe the lobotomy patient. In the scene when Ralphus whips the girl or whatever and she has to hold the rope in her mouth, how hard can the little guy actually be hitting her? The violence just looks so bad and weak. Why does his head even explode when Natasha hits him, why does he even stop when trying to get out of a literal torture house. WHY ARE THEY ALL SO CHILL ABOUT THE FACT THAT THEY’RE LITERALLY TORTURING AND KILLING PEOPLE???? The constant nudity and just killing of women was so overused. Such a useless and opposite of thought provoking film.