Love Bites

I will really just watch anything. 
This isn’t good (at all) but some of the dialogue is funny, most of it is rough though. I don’t like the camerawork, sets, acting, etc, but it was a fun-ish watch until the end; I was bored and turned off by the end. For being a movie that had a focus on eroticism, it wasn’t very appealing in that manner. The music was great though!!! I would love to see this in higher quality but I don’t think it exists in higher quality, which is a shame because some of the lighting was quite nice. I would love to see a new spin on this concept with a very different team behind it. Sorry to those who loved it!

I will really just watch anything. 
This isn’t good (at all) but some of the dialogue is funny, most of it is rough though. I don’t like the camerawork, sets, acting, etc, but it was a fun-ish watch until the end; I was bored and turned off by the end. For being a movie that had a focus on eroticism, it wasn’t very appealing in that manner. The music was great though!!! I would love to see this in higher quality but I don’t think it exists in higher quality, which is a shame because some of the lighting was quite nice. I would love to see a new spin on this concept with a very different team behind it. Sorry to those who loved it!

woah did not realize that this was literally a porno until 3/4 of the way in 😭😭 I mean his dick was literally out within the first 5 mins but I thought it was just an artistic choice!? nonetheless it was actually pretty funny and kind of endearing!!

woah did not realize that this was literally a porno until 3/4 of the way in 😭😭 I mean his dick was literally out within the first 5 mins but I thought it was just an artistic choice!? nonetheless it was actually pretty funny and kind of endearing!!

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After A YEAR of this rotting in my watchlist i finally got to watch it. And it was perfect!!

Tbh the main reason i put this on was cos i was horny and while the film definitely satisfies that aspect, it's also really well made in terms of horror and emotion. The cinematography, color palette and lighting is gorgeous and the set design of the jake's room is great. Once i saw that Once Bitten poster i sat up and immediately knew this film was going to eat.

This is shockingly a really romantic film and the relationship arc between the count and jake is well written, especially the emotional catharsis at the end.

The dialogue is really fun and i just know leslie would have loved stan twitter.

This is a cute little gem.

After A YEAR of this rotting in my watchlist i finally got to watch it. And it was perfect!!

Tbh the main reason i put this on was cos i was horny and while the film definitely satisfies that aspect, it's also really well made in terms of horror and emotion. The cinematography, color palette and lighting is gorgeous and the set design of the jake's room is great. Once i saw that Once Bitten poster i sat up and immediately knew this film was going to eat.

This is shockingly a really romantic film and the relationship arc between the count and jake is well written, especially the emotional catharsis at the end.

The dialogue is really fun and i just know leslie would have loved stan twitter.

This is a cute little gem.

dava muito pro Conde Sanders
"não perdi nada tão grande e preto" É SOBRE UM CAIXÃO
parece um clipe do Cure
"isso é muito masculino"
isso aqui é claramente um pornochanchada
"estava pensando em um pepino... grande, duro, firme..." KAKAKKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAK
achei muito romântico, não ironicamente

dava muito pro Conde Sanders
"não perdi nada tão grande e preto" É SOBRE UM CAIXÃO
parece um clipe do Cure
"isso é muito masculino"
isso aqui é claramente um pornochanchada
"estava pensando em um pepino... grande, duro, firme..." KAKAKKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAK
achei muito romântico, não ironicamente