I usually try to avoid films with over-confident male protagonists and awful representation of women but I’m ashamed to say this was thoroughly entertaining and the only thing that’s stopping me from rating it higher is my dignity. This film says there’s nothing that can fix your marriage quite like a traumatic hostage situation, and also that a woman just needs to take her glasses off to unlock her full potential of becoming a spy who can tango… I guess? The amount of times I said “what is happening” in a tone of utter disbelief tells you just how laughably ridiculous this film was but I guess it proves you can make the plot whatever you want if you cast Arnold Schwarzenegger in it. Also each time that little rat dog came on screen I was in hysterical fits of laughter for about 5 minutes.
I usually try to avoid films with over-confident male protagonists and awful representation of women but I’m ashamed to say this was thoroughly entertaining and the only thing that’s stopping me from rating it higher is my dignity. This film says there’s nothing that can fix your marriage quite like a traumatic hostage situation, and also that a woman just needs to take her glasses off to unlock her full potential of becoming a spy who can tango… I guess? The amount of times I said “what is happening” in a tone of utter disbelief tells you just how laughably ridiculous this film was but I guess it proves you can make the plot whatever you want if you cast Arnold Schwarzenegger in it. Also each time that little rat dog came on screen I was in hysterical fits of laughter for about 5 minutes.
