All Through the House

Pretty average slasher but still enjoyable.

Pretty average slasher but still enjoyable.

If I woke up with my front door open Id be a bit more scared/confused. What is this killers obsession with cutting off dicks. This dialouge is so bad, horribly written and feels fake. Why does this lady have so many mannequins and Christmas decorations in her home. Why are you drinking random liquids from people you don’t know well. This movie isn’t even a fun bad movie.

If I woke up with my front door open Id be a bit more scared/confused. What is this killers obsession with cutting off dicks. This dialouge is so bad, horribly written and feels fake. Why does this lady have so many mannequins and Christmas decorations in her home. Why are you drinking random liquids from people you don’t know well. This movie isn’t even a fun bad movie.

Perfunctory pastiche that's pretty shabby but if you're in the mood it's passable.

EDIT: so this movie features a Maniac’s worth of creepy Santa mannequins and I went for a stroll after watching only to find my neighbors have put up a life size Santa on their unlit porch and it scared the bejeezus out of me so… movie good?

Perfunctory pastiche that's pretty shabby but if you're in the mood it's passable.

EDIT: so this movie features a Maniac’s worth of creepy Santa mannequins and I went for a stroll after watching only to find my neighbors have put up a life size Santa on their unlit porch and it scared the bejeezus out of me so… movie good?