i wish i was lying when i said this was the worst fucking film i’ve ever seen. i went in watching this for william moseley and i regret watching it (even though i love william moseley).
first of all the amount of random plot holes in this film is diabolical, i’m convinced they all just generated their own ideas and used them all because the plot line was dogshit, nothing like the little mermaid at ALL, so don’t be fooled. Nothing about each of the plot lines was coherent, like why is her british uncle looking after her american niece in america??? now why the fuck would you choose to live in america dumbass?? The main character (William Moseley) and the fucking mermaid have a relationship but it’s so badly written you can’t help but laugh at their chemistry.
the acting was also awful, it felt like the type of shit you’d do in year 7 drama class and i’m not even kidding, im convinced they pulled the actors off the streets and called it a day. william moseleys character had no depth to it at all besides the fact he was writing a story about mermaids and his niece had some incurable condition that suddenly got better because of the water. cliché much??
the cgi was also awful, if it was any better it still wouldn’t improve this ass of a film, im convinced they did most of their cgi on roblox its that bad.
i’m not surprised it’s rated a 4.3/10 on IMDb, (although it should be lower), and considering it was in production for 2 years before it came out it should’ve been better. I genuinely had to take a break every 5 minutes because of how much i was laughing at this story.
william moseley i am so sorry you had to do this film, i genuinely hope you got paid a fair amount because you deserve better.
i wish i was lying when i said this was the worst fucking film i’ve ever seen. i went in watching this for william moseley and i regret watching it (even though i love william moseley).
first of all the amount of random plot holes in this film is diabolical, i’m convinced they all just generated their own ideas and used them all because the plot line was dogshit, nothing like the little mermaid at ALL, so don’t be fooled. Nothing about each of the plot lines was coherent, like why is her british uncle looking after her american niece in america??? now why the fuck would you choose to live in america dumbass?? The main character (William Moseley) and the fucking mermaid have a relationship but it’s so badly written you can’t help but laugh at their chemistry.
the acting was also awful, it felt like the type of shit you’d do in year 7 drama class and i’m not even kidding, im convinced they pulled the actors off the streets and called it a day. william moseleys character had no depth to it at all besides the fact he was writing a story about mermaids and his niece had some incurable condition that suddenly got better because of the water. cliché much??
the cgi was also awful, if it was any better it still wouldn’t improve this ass of a film, im convinced they did most of their cgi on roblox its that bad.
i’m not surprised it’s rated a 4.3/10 on IMDb, (although it should be lower), and considering it was in production for 2 years before it came out it should’ve been better. I genuinely had to take a break every 5 minutes because of how much i was laughing at this story.
william moseley i am so sorry you had to do this film, i genuinely hope you got paid a fair amount because you deserve better.
